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    Psychiatry vs. Common Sense

    Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going
    crazy."

    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
    talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of
    those fears."

    "How much do you charge?"


    "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."

    "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

    Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you
    ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the
    psychiatrist.

    "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
    lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.00 I was so happy to have
    saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

    "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"

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    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    lol that is very smart... I hope my son (in the future) doesn't do that to his bed


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    Quote Originally Posted by canarlee View Post
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    +1 Thats a pretty smart bar tender and a real good idea!!!!
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    Absolutely brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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