This, from the wonderful MotoGP news (http://www.motogpnews.com/home.php) on the subject of Colin Edwards moving to Tech3, in the style of Randy Mamola:

"Colin knows his refried beans. And he's never afraid to use them. Next season Colin is moving from the so called number one Yamaha team to be the number one at the Tech three team who are the number two team in Yamaha's two team setup. Now two man Tech three, who are currently team two with team one being the two man team that Colin too is currently the number one rider in too, will for sure become the number one team with Colin's number one status, meaning, I guess, that two man Tech three too will be team one and meaning the current number one team, where Colin is currently the number one rider too, will too become the two man team two behind Tech three.
Simple enough until you take one or two minutes to ponder too the prospect of the current two man team one, who will be the two man team two next season, being not one team but two separate teams one with one rider and the other too being one. Now this of course means that Tech three will remain a two man team that are number one but the now number one team, that may split into two teams, will become team two and team three behind Tech three."

I've been laughing out VERY loud!