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  1. 22nd October 2007, 19:15 #1
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    New found bimboness

    Well.. The RG has been sitting for a while due to having no licence... I decided it was time to sit my basic handling... (I passed *yay*) Just have to sit my scratch test...

    Anyway.. Decided last night that it was time to get the RG going.. Charged my battery last night ready for this morning...

    Went out there.. Battery all charged.. Put it back in... Checked my sparkplug... Learned how to drain my carb.. Put fresh fuel in...

    Tried and tried and tried and tried to kick my bike over... Zip nudda zilch nothing... Even mum had a go... And after she just about fell over gave up...

    Spent the afternoon completely pissed off.. Not knowing what else there was that I needed to do..

    "sparkplug sparkplug spa........"

    I forgot to give Mr Sparky back his hat...



    What a knob!
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    Way to go Bubz!@! Bout time for a bleach?
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  5. 22nd October 2007, 20:03 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Way to go Bubz!@! Bout time for a bleach?

    I'm off to the shop tomorrow for some black dye.. Bout time I covered my regrowth I think
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    Big of you to own up to that, Kittie!!
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    Hahaha, funny as fark......and also sounds terribly familiar...NO! (screws up face, concentrates) must block memories....MUST BLOCK MEMORIES!.....
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    we've all done somthing stupid like that.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    well done! wew all do that sometime.

    Just do not loose the key!! Done that at a gas station. Left theh key on th counter. The guy came out after 30 mins looking to give it to me!!
    The bike is made to ride not polish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    we've all done somthing stupid like that.
    Have we?? bloody new-fangled killswitches...mutter
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Have we?? bloody new-fangled killswitches...mutter
    And fuel switches to huh huh huh?
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