Weird stuff in the news...

**Bren** · 23rd October 2007, 20:18

Bloody tossers....

A 19-year-old man was arrested in Darwin, Australia, in August after he shoplifted a pornographic magazine and retreated to a public restroom in the Karama Shopping Centre. A security guard trailed him, joined by a police officer, but they decided to wait until he was finished before apprehending him. [Northern Territory News (Darwin),

A 26-year-old man was convicted in September of masturbating in a University of Manitoba library in Winnipeg. He explained, "I was just sitting at a computer, downloading a few things, and I got a little horny. ... I do it all the time." (According to the Winnipeg Sun, one of the conditions of his six-months' probation is that he not masturbate "in a library or anywhere else.") [Winnipeg Sun]

So stupid it killed them!

A 27-year-old woman was killed in Melvindale, Mich., while setting off Fourth of July fireworks when she failed to move her head out of the way after launching a 3-inch mortar bomb. [CNN-AP, 7-4-07]

A 55-year-old man in Fall River County, S.D., was killed in August when he accidentally shot himself in the stomach. According to police, he was attempting to show friends that a key point in a recent CSI television show was wrong (that is, according to the script, a victim could not physically have managed to shoot herself in the stomach). [Dakota Radio Group (Pierre)-AP, 8-6-07]

A 58-year-old man stood up in his boat to urinate while fishing and fell into a lake near Farmington, N.M., and drowned (August). [Farmington Daily Times, 8-20-07]

A train driver in Berlin, Germany, apparently attempting to urinate out of a door at 70 mph, fell to his death (May). [Metro (London), 6-11-07]

**H00dz** · 23rd October 2007, 21:22

lmfao what about the bloke who tried to rob a shop in Auckland using a machete.....A GUN Shop for Fuck sakes !!! and surprise surprise the shop owner shot him..... I tell ya you don't even have to look offshore from dumb shit in the news....

P.s hows the no smoking

pps stop stalking me LOL

**The Pastor** · 23rd October 2007, 21:59

Originally Posted by H00dz

lmfao what about the bloke who tried to rob a shop in Auckland using a machete.....A GUN Shop for Fuck sakes !!! and surprise surprise the shop owner shot him..... I tell ya you don't even have to look offshore from dumb shit in the news....

P.s hows the no smoking

pps stop stalking me LOL

HEY LOOK AT MY SHINEY NEW HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS REALLY SHINEY!! LOOK HOW I CAN WAVE IT AROUND MY HEAD!!!

dumb prick.