Well This Is Not FUN.....

[Swoop]

You'll be sweet! Try not to worry (difficult as it is).
All good thoughts going your way.
Also: PICTURES OF THE HOT NURSES PLEASE!!!!

[xwhatsit]

I know exactly what it is. You can tell the doctors. It's that bloody FZR400 -- you're too used to proper bikes with crappy brakes and normal tank/seats -- all you've done is grabbed a handful of the stoppers, and crushed your nuts against the FZR's tank

Hope it is just a cyst. Cancer seems to be rife throughout my family, and it doesn't seem overwhelmingly fun. Who was it just recently (was it here on KB?) who got a nut out and they replaced it with a silicone copy (`feels just like the real thing!')?

Good luck.

[Str8 Jacket]

Ah fuck Paul. I kinda know what you are going through and its not nice. I really hope that everything turns out OK! You know where I am if you ever need to talk mate! BIG HUGS!

[riffer]

Good thoughts heading your way mate.

[tri boy]

Knackers are over-rated, your life isn't. Fingers crossed mate.

Agree. Vibes going your way.

[Lias]

*finds silver lining for you*

I knew a bloke who had TC in his 20's and had both the boys removed. He then went on to work as a nearly indestructable bouncer, so you have a new career all lined up for you

In all seriousness thou hope things work out ok for you, I've only briefly met you once in person and butted heads a few times online but people whos opinion I trust tell me that the sun really does shine out of your arse and your a top chap.

Hoping you get the all clear soon mate.

[Colapop]

They say in every life a little rain must fall. Another trial for you Paul. I have confidence that you will overcome this as you have life's other trials that have been sent your way. One thing I will note however, is that throughout whatever else has happened, you've always had time and effort to help other people. I for one, have no problems doing whatever little I can.

[Hitcher]

I was trying to think of something that rhymes with testicles, but I am stumped on that score. And I don't think there's much credence in your "peanut" theory.

Good on you for seeking medical advice. If more fellows did that in the early stages of "blokes" cancers (e.g. prostate and testicular), fewer would die from the consequences.

Good luck with this Paul. Hopefully it's nothing more than an ingrown hair. Or something that can be cured by the insertion of a very hot needle...

[Daffyd]

My thoughts are with you. Keep your chin up!

[Al]

Paul, thoughts are with you and hope the results show nothing serious.

Yeah, blokes need to have tests done too, girlies are very aware of breast cancer and regularly have mammograms (or SHOULD have them).

Had the blood test a few weeks back and clear reults...

Take care

Al

[Macktheknife]

Best of luck Paul, you should be pretty glad the nurse thing was not arousing, I know what they do to discourage that.... you have enough to worry about! lol.
Stay strong mate.

[Fatjim]

Knackers are over-rated, your life isn't. Fingers crossed mate.

Don't listen to him Paul, he just can't remember what its like to have them. Hold on to those suckers with both hands (and you missuses) and all your might.

Best wishes.

[Blackbird]

All the very best Paul. You've got a great attitude mate and you're the only one having a go at yourself! Incidentally, your views on a hot nurse fiddling with your wedding tackle is something I can empathise with. When I had my vasectomy. I was horrified to find that the nurse who was going to give me the local injection was the rather hot wife of a friend of ours. Far from being erotic, I was terrified that she'd think I was the absolute reverse of being hung like a baboon Fear of a medical procedure seems to have ummm... a diminishing effect.

Keep smiling.

Geoff

[Hitcher]

I've remembered a limerick that mentions three testicles...

[Mom]

I've remembered a limerick that mentions three testicles...

do share........