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  1. 24th October 2007, 19:17 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    do share...
    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who molested an ape up a tree
    The result was most horrid
    All bum and no forehead
    Three balls and a purple goatee.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who molested an ape up a tree
    The result was most horrid
    All bum and no forehead
    Three balls and a purple goatee.
    Very good!!

    Nice work!
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    Thats pretty funny - the post that is - not your little problem.

    Sounds like you are taking the ball by its horns. Good on you for posting it here. I think its good for other men to discuss such things, might make a few of us go to the doctor before the Missus finds a third nut in the package.

    Hope it works out for ya .
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    Best of luck regardless of what it turns out to be. Incidentally, Bruce Anstey had, and beat this - and look what a great rider he turned out to be. It might improve your riding ability yet!
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Dude, itll be fine, best of all you will get to join and master Fight Club.

    Good luck mate.
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    Best of luck and well done for tackling it early, and getting it looked at.
    PS Dont worry about the nurses, its because Vicki is so much hotter than some nurse (be sure to tell her that too )
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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    How much for the Triumph?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    How much for the Triumph?
    Jeeze youre a hard old thing... Nah - not for sale yet , I'm sure I've still got balls enough for the Trophy..
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    Sorry to hear this news Paul - I hope it has the best possible outcome for you. I admire your attitude in being so open about it, and in being prepared to meet it head on, you are an inspiration to others who may be similarly afflicted.
    pretentious moi?
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    Thanks one and all... This has been quite an experience thus far and I'm humbled by the kind thoughts - I feel better already..

    Never one to pass up an opportunity, I've convinced Vicki that regular massages of the infected area is a wonderful alternative natural cure.... No not really - I'm kinda groped out right now but you never know.. Might pull that one out later
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Jeeze youre a hard old thing... Nah - not for sale yet , I'm sure I've still got balls enough for the Trophy..
    Just testing....you have to prod tender spots in moments like these to see if there is some sign of life.I don't really want it anyway - the brake shoes aren't original.

    Hang in there,I'm sure it's only a small piece of pippy shell....it could well be a pearl.Pity you are so far away,I'd have a look with a Stanley knife for you.....

    The boys have rubber suits and eagerly await 3.5 metres of hollow plastic arriving next week.....thank you for the insights on that.
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    By crikey, you're an inspiration Paul
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    The boys have rubber suits and eagerly await 3.5 metres of hollow plastic arriving next week.....thank you for the insights on that.
    Excellent news!
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    The waiting for the results is the worst part.
    I have just been through the same thing
    Imagined the worst'
    Went for a blood test..took about 6 bottles out me.
    I have just returned from Asia.where ther heath standards arent that flash
    I mean hep.A,B.or C is pretty easy to pick up.
    As well as a few other STD things.
    I drink like a fish ,,smoke to much and eat all the wrong food
    Been worried about the results all week
    Went and saw the doc, yesterday..
    Turns around and says.... whatever you are doing dont change it...you are in perfect health
    Attitude.Mate..it will get you through
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Attitude.Mate..it will get you through
    Attitude? Attitude... Ah Crap.... Vicki, get the bed down of the roof, its attitude, not altitude dammit...

    Cheers folks - feeling quite chipper today...
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