Depends on how pissed I am !![]()
Depends on how pissed I am !![]()
As mad as a spider, and twice as hairy !
I can speak Thai......Sawadee Krup
English, and rather average swedish with a bad accent if I concentrate ALOT.
im actually very good at reading/listening to that (no joke), it pisses people off who assume i know what they are saying as i can understand how they are saying. Picked it up being round far to many cultures, watching too much international programs and never learning proper english to start off with.
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I cant speak any language any good. But i have tried english, french, german, math, Japanese's (well 2 of em)....currently trying mandarin - but i can find one that fits me just right.
Unfortunately most of the unintelligent world speaks english so i have to keep falling back on that and forget the others.
I blame America. They should learn spanish and make it easier on the rest of us. Rather than contort english any more.
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Eye justies speakies sa ingarish
English, a little Maori, a lot of winge, a bit of moan, a fair amount of nag and a whole lot of bitch.
Je ne comprends pas!
Non capisco!!
Non intellego!!!
ARGH!!!
English
German
Swedish
Finnish
Russian
I wanted to be a Russian spy after I left school but there wasn't much call for them in New Zealand so I became a nurse instead...
Can't speak any of them particularly well these days...
Exploring pastures anew...
English
עברית
Русский
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And thanks to the time spent in Estados Unidos, can understand some very basic Spanish.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Oh and by the way it is "scone" not "scon" there is a fricking "E" on the end for a reason people!!! arrrrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!!!
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Bit of Maori:
Hiahia ana koe ki te hoki mai ki taku kainga?
(Want to come back to my place?)
He aha to nama waea korero?
(whats your phone number?)
Kei te nui te ahua o taku nono i roto i tenei?
(does my bum look big in this?)
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
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