"HOT OFF THE PRESS, our cameraperson catches track officials turning a blind eye to the provision of tips on crashing impressively in the first corner of a race."
e mare libertas
"HOT OFF THE PRESS, our cameraperson catches track officials turning a blind eye to the provision of tips on crashing impressively in the first corner of a race."
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Garage Monster
You are obviously gay.
Thats the smell of desire my lady..
www.pacwit.com
Fenweasal
"Tell me again, is it left or right at the end of the start straight?"
KB Chief Cat Herder
... then you add the sugar and stir through until it's a nice creamy texture. Add the milk and ....
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
WT: "You've got shit on your boot!"
Gav: "It's from the last time I kicked your arse!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
"How long till the lights turn green again?"
Easily wound up!!
Shit! Maybe it's true, what they say about sportsbike riders then.
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
Wherever I may roam
Haha, you guys have come up with some brilliant ones, my effort:
"Dude, did you see my awesome slide and highside last race? Oh yea, you were in front like normal."
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Hired tool
It's true, he is.Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ
Jimmy is a fan of the tongue
Hehe, oops
You're in the money right there
I really should wipe my boots clean after racing Jimmy
He saw it, he wasn't in front.
HDTboy: What's it going to cost me for you to sing by my motel room later?
WT: Two Steinies, and you'll need to distract Riff Raff.
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Hardcore Biker
So your telling me that Quasie is paying you to wear his gear!!!
Im not as good as I ones was
But Im as good ones as I ever was
Hired tool
We're both development monkeys
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Rasta Ratskins
Shoulder pads are in I tell ya!
NO! They're not!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Weekend cruiser
Gav:So is it true the rumours that your gay jimmy?
WT:Sure is how about you meet me in the looker room after the race for proof
Gav:Excellent
Here for the arcade.
-"It's a crime, I've never told you about the diamonds in your eyes..."
-"Oh, Gav (swoon)"
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