St-st-st-stuttering...

[Hitcher]

A teacher is explaining biology to her Year 4 students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl.

"My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff'... and before he could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate him."

[Shadows]

An oldie.... but such a goodie!

[KoroJ]

I thought I was about to read a thread about a Pan European with a problem.

[bruce1156]

A teacher is talking about science to her 3rd grade students. Human being are the only animals that stutter, she says.

A little girl raises her hand. I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.


Well, she began, I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

That must've been scary, said the teacher.

It sure was, said the little girl. My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff

Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck,' the Rottweiler ate him.

[H00dz]

poor fff ffff ffff Kitty....LOL Bling

[Krayy]

I hate it when I cry at work

(bling given)

[skidMark]

lol?...................

[PuppetMaster]

I hate it when I cry at work (bling given)

I hate it when you spend those precious few seconds reading a joke posted months ago in the faint hope it is different this time.
Negative bling given.