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    Top ten sex tips for men

    Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

    1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

    2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman's sexual excitement plummet.

    3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

    4. Don't assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

    5. There's more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

    6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

    7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

    8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

    9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

    10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.

    Source: Times Online
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle1937394.ece

    - Oct 3, 2007


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    so true, so true!
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    Wah? Didn't everyone know that already...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come.

    Are you sure, shell just if she knows its comin

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    fuck..........thats to much of a read, only got through the first sentence of tip one.........and I have already forgotten it.
    can somebody make them one word tips, and no long words like wheelbarrow n shit.
    my girl would be most gratefull.

    cheers.

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    Based on experience there are several other factors

    A guy who lusts after you for quite sometime saying hot wild turn on things, should be able to "get it up" when that moment arrives.

    On the first time "last longer than 5 mins" if they claim to be experienced.

    Know how to treat a woman and be in control to a point along with confidence.

    Have a good time and not requestion the moments.

    Just have a good hard f%$k roll over and go to sleep. Forget pillow talk no time for that if shaggin is done properly!
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    wheres disco?

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    Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Of course, the top ten sexual tips for married guys tend to be the tips on the end of their ten fingers...
    except on birthdays or christmas!


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    hmm interesting read, though I assume a lot of guys know this already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    except on birthdays or christmas!
    ...well, of course!

    Even the married guys have basic human rights...
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    i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

    sheeeeeesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    i sometimes wonder how we ever managed to do ANYTHING before 'how to' books and articles?

    sheeeeeesh!
    common sense, I think...
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