How to get chicks with bikes?

[007XX]

A 2 hp mobility scooter and I still seem to do fine with the old ladies. Honda is a girls bike.

Oh yeah, I bet that gets them hot!

[mynameis]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.
You could get "young" girls if you had a decent bike.

I like ones with dentures, easy access, nice and smooth.

Oh yeah, I bet that gets them hot!

I once had to do a runner on it, thank god they are faster than ladies with walking sticks.

[007XX]

I once had to do a runner on it, thank god they are faster than ladies with walking sticks.

What did you do? Run over her cat while parking?

And now, to stay on topic here...

[Paul in NZ]

I wrote down some pointers for you a few years back....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...+bikes&page=10

Starts about halfway down the page...

[janno]

The hottest bike in the world won't get you far with the ladies if you are a bit of a dropkick. . .

And a totally breathtakingly yummy bloke will still pull no problems even if he was riding a pink 50cc scoot.

[steveb64]

My personal tally:

1 by IT465H, and 1 by McIntosh. Go figure...

I already had a missus (with her own bike) when I bought the Duc - part of the reason for getting a single seater...

[Maha]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.

Laugh of the week! Fuck thats funny...bwing sent!

[The Pastor]

I dont seem to have any problem getting chicks, the "wooly mammoth" seems to do the trick.


Getting one who rides, now that is more trickery.

[mynameis]

What did you do? Run over her cat while parking?

And now, to stay on topic here...

0oh nah aye my mobility scooter and I was just too hot for her to handle so she gave me a chase. I dropped my shopping in the front basket and opened her up, full throttle. She was eating my dust in no time.

[vifferman]

Well, if they're real chicks, try coating your seat with really tacky glue, then sprinkle bread crumbs or sunflower seeds on it.
If you're talking about gurrrlz, unless thye're hippiechix, the birdseed won't work. Try substituting cute puppies/kittens or chocolate.

Actually, most gurrrrlzz aren't particularly interested in bikes once they're over about 8 years old and start listening to their parents/the Gummint telling them how evil bikes are. The exception is BadGurrrlzz, and they're more likely to want a bike of their own, so they won't be riding you or yours.

[Sidewinder]

so i shouldnt ask them to bend over my tank then?

[007XX]

Actually, most gurrrrlzz aren't particularly interested in bikes once they're over about 8 years old and start listening to their parents/the Gummint telling them how evil bikes are. The exception is BadGurrrlzz, and they're more likely to want a bike of their own, so they won't be riding you or yours.

Or, if you're real cute and clever, you can convert one to the Dark side! and get her panties off in the process of course...

Aaaaannnd, that's where you need a VTwin...

[oldrider]

I'm right into triples these days and have settled for a big blue rinse pussy to ride around on.

Nothing wrong with blue rinse ladies either.

When you got loads of experience, why waste it on the inexperienced! John.

[vifferman]

Here's the secret:
Apparently Gurrrrlzz dig Harleys, and the reason is that the engines are inherently unbalanced and vibrate a lot.
(I told the vifferbabe that, and got and )

But (however!) if you can't afford a Harley (or don't approve of something with deliberately flawed engineering) then check out this site:
http://www.viberider.com/

[scumdog]

I did an old lady once, a bit like fucking a muddy puddle to be truthful.

Hmm, it worries me that you KNOW what fucking a muddy puddle is like, please elaborate on this.....