How to get chicks with bikes?

[smoky]

The bikes don't get the girls that matter, it's the person riding the bike that gets the girls... and keeps them

I don't think he's after a keeper

[Xile]

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.

Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...

Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.

right...but even half shaved, I prefer he had a shower first if he comes back from a long ride (and several condoms ready)!!!

[Sidewinder]

Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...



right...but even half shaved, I prefer he had a shower first if he comes back from a long ride (and several condoms ready)!!!

does alpine stars make rubbers because i wouldnt trust quasi rubbers

[Sidewinder]

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.

Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.

so you reckon shoei is going to get my laid? i could always put my tinted viser on

[Kittyhawk]

Well if he can get it up and keep it up Im impressed - stunts always do it for kitty..

Tight leathers....

Any bike which is bigger than a 250....

Fairings which are handsome...nice curves, and just plain horny!

Suspension which handles corners.....

Fresh tires....just scuffed in and no chicken strips....

A rider who knows what he is doing has EXPERIENCE and dosent need to try and impress

A real man on a real bike

One who revs the bike and knows the female will be leaving a wet trail behind her on the bitch pad.

*looks around*

[Sidewinder]

Carver and i are getting leather chaps!

[steveb64]

A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!

SNORT! Just about choked on me cuppa!

I guess that's why Harleys get referred to as C**t Magnets? (CM's)...

[Sidewinder]

SNORT! Just about choked on me cuppa!

I guess that's why Harleys get referred to as C**t Magnets? (CM's)...

dont you mean cock magnets?

[steveb64]

dont you mean cock magnets?

Cough. Hmm, well, now you mention it, I have met the occasional dick who's attracted to Harleys...

[007XX]

007XX stop teasing the boys you naughty woman you!!

Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...
Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct!

Carver and i are getting leather chaps!

Bwaahhahahahahahah...

Can I watch?

[Grahameeboy]

Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...

Not all of us males are so easily ropped in you know

Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct!

Bwaahhahahahahahah...

Can I watch?

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[Pwalo]

Still begs the question, do you really want to know the sort of women who are going to be attracted to you because of your bike?

Of course I realise that riding a bike with the pose value and pillion accomdation of the SV this is a purely theoretical question.

[Finn]

You ride a Honda aye, you'll be walking the dog soon. Just like Finn

Wrong and wrong. I'm selling the mighty Honda and my dog is no longer, as of last Friday.

[Finn]

I hope that means you've got rid of the dog, not that it had an unhappy demise?

He's fine. In a moment of stupidity (aka weakness) I gave to him to the ex. Quite possibly the most dumbest thing I've ever done in my life.

[007XX]

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I would certainly hope not...It certainly adds to my level of respect towards my husband that he was not easily "roped in",as you so very nicely put it!