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    Quote Originally Posted by Xile View Post
    Condoms are safety gears in almost all cases...
    Aww crap! Does the little man have to wear a bloody fluro vest as well now? Fecking OSH!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    ...my husband that he was not easily "roped in",as you so very nicely put it!
    So... he is "handcuffed" in???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    So... he is "handcuffed" in???
    Hehe...you're onto it! But he came willingly enough...I was being nice about it too: they were furry handcuffs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Aww crap! Does the little man have to wear a bloody fluro vest as well now? Fecking OSH!!!
    Never try fluo ones...
    Might be useful in some cases...just to locate it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Aaawwww....don't spoil my fun, will ya! Besides, they like it...
    Besides, I'm not naughty, just in touch with my carnal instinct!




    Bwaahhahahahahahah...

    Can I watch?
    of coase you can watch......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    of coase you can watch......
    That was easy...I can see why Carver likes you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    That was easy...I can see why Carver likes you!
    yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous
    there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    'crouchless chaps'?
    Like action man, ken, and all their buddies?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    One who revs the bike and knows the female will be leaving a wet trail behind her on the bitch pad.
    ha reminds me of a sticker i saw on a Guzzi pillion seat once.
    "Ditch the bitch, lets go racing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one!
    dont be like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    half shaven
    I didn't know it was cool to look retarded, which half should i leave?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    dont be like that
    Couldn't help meself...I'm sure you're a good bloke!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    yea maybe that is why..... but you might ge t kittyhawk jelous
    GRRH! IM NOT JEALOUS *walks off with vibrator humming strongly*

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    there is a Tui moment, if I ever saw one!
    *offers her a beer*

    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    ha reminds me of a sticker i saw on a Guzzi pillion seat once.
    "Ditch the bitch, lets go racing"
    How do you get reminded of a sticker from a wet chicks snail trail lol! This intrests me.
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    How do you get reminded of a sticker from a wet chicks snail trail lol! This intrests me.
    The guy said he couldn't race with her on the back incase she wet herself. He never said HOW/WHY she would wet herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post

    *offers her a beer*
    Te he...

    *gladly accepts it, even though she doesn't drink beer...*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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