Fighting dirty

[Flatcap]

The mild fisticuffs between Mallard and Henare got me thinking - what is the most dispicable move you have heard / seen / used in a brawl?

The "Hannible Lecter" would be my vote, as per this incident:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4250634a4560.html

Animals

[imdying]

Couldn't think of anything that I'd actually seen or used that was particularly evil... so I considered 'Is there anything I wouldn't do?' The answer would have to be no, if I felt cornered, and in fear of my life, I would definitely go as far as to tear muscle mass and flesh from someones body with my teeth if I thought it would let me win

[NotaGoth]

Dan as a 2nd former in school had a 6th former take him on in a fight.. Of course he was a 3rd of the guys size... 6th former grabbed him in a head lock, had hold of him so tight that he was starting to turn blue..

Dan reached round, grabbed the guys nuts and twisted them.. The guy called him a dirty cunt.. But lets just say in the end he let go pretty quickly.. What did he expect..???? For Dan to sit back and let him choke the living daylights out of him..?? Don't think so..

If someone wants to pick a fight, I don't think there is such thing as "fighting dirty" when it comes to "defending" yourself.. You want to start a fight with someone, expect them to use what ever force necessary in order to defend themselves.. Eg; Pulling hair, scratching eyes, biting etc etc.. That ain't dirty fighting..

How ever.. If you walked up behind someone who had their back turned, and whacked a hunk of wood around their head.. I would consider that a dirty fight..

[vifferman]

I've only been in one fight - the guy was bigger'n me, so I knew I had to get some advantage. I tripped him up, sat on him, and got a few punches in before we were separated. I could see him brooding about it, so wasn't surprised when about 20 minutes later he had another go. Thjis time, the guys around me grabbed my arm, but they didn't do a good job of restraining him, so he started whaling on me. Fortunately (?), I was holding a beer handle in one hand, so non-one was holding on to that arm very well. I whacked him in the face with it, hitting him in the chin, and that was the end of the nonsense. And my beer.
Fighting dirty, or fighting smart?
To my mind, I was just evening things up.

[NotaGoth]

Just remembered...

A girl I worked with who was pregnant.... Went to use the toilet.. Two girls followed her out.. Smacked the shit out of her, had her on the floor kicking her in the head, and stomach.. Left her unconcious on the floor.. Didn't batter an eyelid..

All because she supposibly looked at one of the girls bf's..

Now thats dirty fighting.

[oldrider]

The adage "All's fair in love and war" springs to mind.

[Goblin]

I once accidently wacked a big guy in the face as he tried to pull my keys out of the ignition and he ran off and called the cops to do me for assault.

[Pancakes]

Have worked for a few ex-military combat instructors in my time. One NZ and the outher South African. The easyiest thing I've found that works for little hoods trying to "stock" you is to keep your guard high, when they try to punch your exposed stomach area don't block it, just jab them in the throat. Doesn't have to be hard. From there, just leave the scene. I don't start fights and will try to get out of them so if I do get in one it really pisses me off and figure they're asking for it. Balls or throat isn't out of the question, if someone else starts shit and you've given them the chance to settle down and you can't get away at all just do what it takes to get away. Although saying to some one, "leave now or I'll break both your arms and leave you here" when your confronted makes them wonder who the hell you are and if they're making the best move! Make sure you can back it up though. Fight is fricken stupid though. I recon domestic abusers and repeat violent criminals should be used as cage fighting fodder. If they like violence let them be on the receiveing end. No-one wins a fight, both parties get fired up and hurt and it ruins your day/night.

[alley cat]

The mild fisticuffs between Mallard and Henare got me thinking - what is the most dispicable move you have heard / seen / used in a brawl?

The "Hannible Lecter" would be my vote, as per this incident:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4250634a4560.html

Animals

That will learn him, he was probably getting lippy anyway

[yungatart]

I have never been in a fight (its not the kind of thing well brought up young ladies get in to), but I grew up in the days when fighting was fair.
Fists only and once your opponent was down the fight was over. None of this kicking a man while he is down crap and no weapons at all.
Life would be different today, if those same rules were followed.

[MidnightMike]

At our school we average seeing about 2-3 fights a week.

One of the worse ones was with a couple of fired up maori girls who were doing the norm, tearing out hair, nails in the eyes etc, till they started smashing each others faces into walls.

Too bad they dont sell popcorn at the canteen.

[Oldfulla]

Bling to you +1

Fight is fricken stupid though.............. No-one wins a fight, both parties get fired up and hurt and it ruins your day/night.

Fighting is bloody pointless, and 9 times out of ten can be avoided. I witnessed some horrible fights while working as a bouncer in Hamilton a few years ago. Always the more brutal beatings happened in the street and were very mismatched affairs. In my opinion and from what I have seen, they all started because of too much alcohol. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stuff, good feelings, but some people change when they drink and not for the good. Some people just don’t know their limits. Men and women can be equally savage and the fights usually start over the most pointless things


The worst thing that I saw was probably errrmmm………. yeah for no apparent reason, a group of young punks (four of them) walking pasted a guy, turned on him, knocked him out and then while he was down, proceeded to beat and kick the crap out of him (lots of head shots, very bloody). He was unconscious and then had a seizure. All this happened in seconds, but was very damaging. The guy was still unconscious 20 minutes later when the ambulance arrived. Lucky the cops weren’t too far away and we managed to round the punks up. Cowardly behaviour.

[Mr Merde]

Been in some nasty fights in my time. Still here so by that reason I have used some really nasty methods and tools to what can be refered to as "winning".

Too many years in the military honed skills that we all have but most dont use.

[idleidolidyll]

The mild fisticuffs between Mallard and Henare got me thinking - what is the most dispicable move you have heard / seen / used in a brawl?

The "Hannible Lecter" would be my vote, as per this incident:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4250634a4560.html

Animals

hard to beat a knife in the back but dropping bombs on civilians from 30,000 feet is right up there too

as an adult i've only ever had 2 or 3 real fights

of course i had lots with my brothers as a kid

[Skyryder]

I've never been a scrapper but the odd fight in my youth occurred. My real problem was getting my head around to hurt the fucker, but once I meant buisness...................good old eye poke usually did the trick.

Skyyrder