Forum whore
Originally Posted by Wolf
Well it's true that my bike can beat a Ducati 996...
on Kimmy's Enduro trail...
with someone other than me riding it.
Oh you're far too modest, Wolf! I'm sure if it was you riding it you could at least keep up with one!
I don't lie... I may refuse to answer on grounds that it may incriminate me, but I don't lie.. (My wife has never asked me if her bum looks fat in jeans)
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Forum whore
Everybody lies.
It's part of the human condition, and is a trait of the one thing that separates us from all the other beasties: imagination.
You tell lies every day, if you didn't you'd be sporting a large and varied collection of wounds, bumps, and outright dents. Lies are the glue that binds societies together.
Truly honest people need to live in a cave. Alone.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
Very true Jim2.... I think manners and etiquette are just methods we have developed to limit the bruises...
Loud and Uncouth
True.
But as in all things in society there are 'limits' - sadly some do not recognise these limits much to their own detriment in that the rest of society looks down on them for exceeding those (unwritten) limits.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
it's true... Carver is as he says he is... and SwanTiger... he will own you...
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Forum whore
I'd consider Carver a legend... shit, if someone gave me a t-shirt with writing on it "Carver is a legend", I'd wear it, even if it was just to piss off the haters
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Loud and Uncouth
You're so easily impressed - now I have this table-tennis bat with a length of elastic attached to the handle at one end and a ball at the other, $500 and it's yours and you'll REALLY be noticed....and it might piss off some 'hater' - whatever they are...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
I think you are wrong about that.
According to Homer Simpson weaselling out of things is what separates us from the beasts.
Excepting weasels of course
Forum whore
You're splitting hairs, but then you ARE a Pixie.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Still Ridin'
I was being exceptionally modest - I'd take that Ducati on "Hump Hill" and I know it.Oh you're far too modest, Wolf! I'm sure if it was you riding it you could at least keep up with one!
Likewise. I will avoid answering or bald-faced state "none of your business" if appropriate - but there's no need to lie.
BTW: Anyone who asks "Does my arse look fat in this?" in the hopes of a complimentary lie already knows the answer and has no right to get shitty when you tell the truth...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Forum whore
I was quite interested until you mentioned that I myself had to seperate myself and the little amount of money I have for something lacking technology and other parameters as a source of amusement...
And when exactly was it wrong to be easily impressed?
Definition - Hater: What swantiger is doing to Carver...
Finally to draw back on what Slicksta has said in a previous post: Have you met Carver, and if so, do you know him personally?
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Hardcore Biker
Reminds me of the John Kirwin ads "Know me before you judge me"
I don't have hair on my balls,
Hair doesn't grow on steel
Loud and Uncouth
Pre-judging, a little like speeding.
Everybody does it at sometime - only some get caught out at some stage.
BTW Some of us judge the action, not the man. (if you know what I mean.)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Mallicious Little Gnome
Is that another way of "thrashing the bishop"?I heard he pulled a wheelie the other day. Is this true?
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
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In this case its the opposite of fanboi.
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