Compulsive liars

[Edbear]

Pre-judging, a little like speeding.

Everybody does it at sometime - only some get caught out at some stage.

BTW Some of us judge the action, not the man. (if you know what I mean.)

You mean you pull people over for speeding? I thought you just took a look at the driver and pulled them over if you didn't like the looks of them...!

[Bonez]

i met one of these in the weekend
saying he could pass ducati's up the inside on this hyosung, that his bike had flat slide carbs, and that when dragging sidewinder he had his front wheel up, until 3rd gear...

Passing Ducatis on the inside is possible( happened to pass a Duc on the outside a few weekends back on my GB400-no I'm not lying), modifying the Hyo to have flatslides is possible. Can't comment on the third bit but hey anything is possible.

Seems Carver is a bit jealous he hasn't done the same...................

[TonyB]

I've met a few of them. I've often wondered if they do it to see how far they can push it before you call them on it- the idea being that if you don't tell them they're talking shit, then you must be somehow intimidated by them.

The other one that interests me are the people who just can't say "I don't know" when asked a question, but will instead pour out some load of bull shit that sounds convincing to them.

[avgas]

i have heard a guy with a streetfighered GSXR 1100 saying how his bike had more HP than kgs...thats a '93 almost stock GSXR1100...

With a turbo..........

[Mom]

I've met a few of them. I've often wondered if they do it to see how far they can push it before you call them on it- the idea being that if you don't tell them they're talking shit, then you must be somehow intimidated by them.

The other one that interests me are the people who just can't say "I don't know" when asked a question, but will instead pour out some load of bull shit that sounds convincing to them.

My particular favourite liar is the one that actually has no life of their own, so tells all sorts of amazing stuff, about anything at all. The saddest thing is they actually believe what they have dreamed up, so to them it is the truth. Faced one down once, she was genuinely surprised I did not grasp the reality of her lies. Only problem the lies were about me.........LOL.

[avgas]

as my member is black, but im fully whit

I had that once, it was due to the 4in (it was a cold day) dent i left in the tank of the GB.
I thought i was going to die.....i didn't even notice the rest of me was busted up.
Apparently i still have swimmers....WIN!

[The Pastor]

I had that once, it was due to the 4in (it was a cold day) dent i left in the tank of the GB.
I thought i was going to die.....i didn't even notice the rest of me was busted up.
Apparently i still have swimmers....WIN!

if you're not so blessed you can try hannging a brick from it, turns it black and makes it longer

[Bonez]

BTW: Anyone who asks "Does my arse look fat in this?" in the hopes of a complimentary lie already knows the answer and has no right to get shitty when you tell the truth...

Black does make you look slimmer. Taller too........................


Edit-Ok I lied.

[carver]

Passing Ducatis on the inside is possible( happened to pass a Duc on the outside a few weekends back on my GB400-no I'm not lying), modifying the Hyo to have flatslides is possible. Can't comment on the third bit but hey anything is possible.

Seems Carver is a bit jealous he hasn't done the same...................

not really, i rarely ride with ducati's
jealous? nah...

ride how you want, at your own pace

[Bonez]

not really, i rarely ride with ducati's
jealous? nah...

ride how you want, at your own pace

Carefull now. Hitcher will be in to correct your punchuation.

You should try riding with one on a regular basis. Best sound on the road, an unbaffled Duc.

[Wolf]

Black does make you look slimmer. Taller too........................

Nah, I look like a short-arse with a pot-belly even in my black clothes.

The kidney belt on my O'Neal armour does wonders for getting rid of the pot gut, tho'.

Still can't bring myself to wear 70's-style platform soles to "fix" the height...

[Mikkel]

Is that another way of "thrashing the bishop"?

Dunno, I'm not religious... But it sounds as if it might hurt a bit.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Purely insecure - I married one then went out with another! Takes a while to find out - they were so accomplished at it. However, I'm a damned good listener and remember things - ya get out fast.

Another male friend was the biggest bullshit artist to walk the earth (in line with the above 2) - he said he'd ridden bikes and at speeds etc - so I took him on the back of my BMW K100 that I had then - from Napier to Taupo - took it relatively easy - got up to 180kph on the straights - he never let on how terrified he was until someone told me a couple of months later. As far as I knew he was used to this stuff. Served him right - he shouldn't have bullshitted. LOL

[Wolf]

And according to the definition of the word 'judgment' I do not need to meet him.

Correct, you do not - if you're the sort to be happy with decisions and judgement based on hearsay.

Glad you're not employed as a judge - got enough silly ones as it is.

[Slicksta]

Correct, you do not - if you're the sort to be happy with decisions and judgement based on hearsay.

Glad you're not employed as a judge - got enough silly ones as it is.

Agreed! What is your opinion of carver based on, SwanTiger?