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My favorites:
- "I mean, they lost both parents. That's just careless." - Zach Braff on orphans
- "It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know." - Zach Braff on the holocaust
- "I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?" - Zach Braff on Jesus
- "I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people." - Zach Braff on reality shows.
- "Well, at least I'm ok." - Zach Braff on 9/11
- "I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this." - Zach Braff on the size of his penis
- "No, I'm not sorry. If a hooker has to die for me to get an erection, then, shit, a hooker has to die." - Zach Braff on dating and relationships
- "If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises." - Zach Braff on Women
- "For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know? " - Zach Braff on co-stars
- "I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport." - Zach Braff on Homosexuals
- "I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else." - Zach Braff on Racism
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Originally Posted by Gubb
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