View Poll Results: does he need to clean his bike?

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  • Yes, thats shocking!

    30 54.55%
  • Yes, but only the shiny bits

    4 7.27%
  • Nah, thats not even that dirty

    9 16.36%
  • Never, ever clean your bike

    7 12.73%
  • WTF?

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Thread: Does cowboyz need to clean his bike?

  1. #16
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    helps

    if I add the pic aye lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    I bet my naked one is dirtier than yours......................
    Ok...I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

    Mine's in my profile....and yes, you'd win!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    If he cleans it the nice people from uncle Helens lot will give him another invoice for shiny speedy riding,using the excuse of been speed cleaned at garage and I'm speed drying at 125 km is not an option.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    I don't reckon it's too bad. Mine looks just as dirty at the moment. Poor Maidstone Yamaha - they have to put a new chain on tomorrow and its pretty yuck. Sorry guys.

    However cowboyz needs to stop hanging off the bike like a monkey on the road. He could lean that bike over waaaaaay more if he sat on it properly... those chicken strips take up half the tyre.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwithav8 View Post
    here is a new Kwaka for him hahahah
    lol excellent pics! Two new kwakas in the garage. Unfortunately that kind of kwaka eats your lunch!
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    Chain looks clean, so not the end of the world. I like to give my bikes a good going over though, helps to spot things before they break/wear out.

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    I gave in

    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    lol excellent pics! Two new kwakas in the garage. Unfortunately that kind of kwaka eats your lunch!
    fed them my lunch, they came quite close.... They were sitting in a puddle outside my workshop so I found a big enough bowl for them to fit in and filled it with water...

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    rofl!!!



    Oh my gawd this is the funniest thread...what makes it even more funny is the poor bugger is soo knackered that he didnt even turn the computer on once he got home from work today...he went straight to bed and I woke him up for dinner and now he is back in bed!!! Poor poor baby!!
    Its all good when its green

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwithav8 View Post
    here is a new Kwaka for him hahahah
    Hahaha....love it. I did say to him that the way he said kwaka reminded me of a duck!!
    Its all good when its green

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    hahahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Cowboyz View Post
    Hahaha....love it. I did say to him that the way he said kwaka reminded me of a duck!!
    I was putting the front end of the FZR together and heard a KWAK!!! Spun around and though hhhmm what the hell? They just stood there looking hungry so I gave in...

    hahah KWAK KWAK KWAK KWAK

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Yod - If you are so worried about the state of his bike....... then you should go and wash & polish it for him. Go on......it wont take you long.

    I bet he will say thanks afterwards....
    I would let Yod clean my bike but wouldn't say thanks. Having time alone with the green machine would be thanks enough for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    C'mon yod show the pic of the GBs rear wheel. Spotless it is.too.
    The dirt is too scared to stick to anything on that bike in case the thing it sticks to decides to fall off. Dirt has feelings too ya know.


    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    However cowboyz needs to stop hanging off the bike like a monkey on the road. He could lean that bike over waaaaaay more if he sat on it properly... those chicken strips take up half the tyre.
    I ride like a girl so the Honda can keep up..

    Quote Originally Posted by manwithav8 View Post
    I was putting the front end of the FZR together and heard a KWAK!!! Spun around and though hhhmm what the hell? They just stood there looking hungry so I gave in...

    hahah KWAK KWAK KWAK KWAK
    They probably came in to shit all over the Yamaha. Kwakas are good for that............................... Oh fuck, I outta here now.............

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    hahahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahah

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    he doesnt love her

    she would appreciate you more if she was clean
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    Thats fooken disgraceful. Shows a complete lack of standards, much like the rider. Doesnt deserve the wonderful missus he's got either. I'm ashamed to ride past his house every morning.

    Still, spose I best nit be mean. Maybe he doesnt know what a clean bike looks like, or how to get one without buying a new one. So,heres what 1/2 hour of lazy scrubbing will get you.






    (Shit I hope he doesnt throw the spikes out tomorrow morning!!! )
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    That ain't dirty... If only I had kept a pic of mine after turning it into a dirt bike for a few k (it was NOT my choice)
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