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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Ha ha ha. "Come in Jimbo? Tell the nice people what I did."

    Laughing my arse off still and the truth will come out soon enough!
    OK here's what happened.

    Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

    I bit like a Barracuda!!

    Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

    After being depressed for the afternoon my misses comes home and spills the beans about it being a big wind up as pay back for me making everyone else's life a misery for the past couple of months.

    As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.

    Yay, back on a bike again. Hopefully I'll make it last longer than 8 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo750
    OK here's what happened.

    Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

    I bit like a Barracuda!!

    Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

    After being depressed for the afternoon my misses comes home and spills the beans about it being a big wind up as pay back for me making everyone else's life a misery for the past couple of months.

    As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.

    Yay, back on a bike again. Hopefully I'll make it last longer than 8 months.
    Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
    teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

    So no mainfield for you this weekend then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo750
    As a return favour I am going to supply a box of Steiny to the good folk at WMCC. I am also going to 'love myself' into one of the bottles and replace the cap, and not tell them which one is 'contaminated'.
    Couldn't make it taste any worse..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun
    Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
    teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

    So no mainfield for you this weekend then?
    Fuck off. he picks it up this arvo, it'll be run in by Sat afternoon. 1st service then on to manfeild.

    Oh yeah, it's a K5 not 4.
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    ... what a bastard thing to do... must remember it for some friends... *takes notes from WT*

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Fuck off. he picks it up this arvo, it'll be run in by Sat afternoon. 1st service then on to manfeild.

    Oh yeah, it's a K5 not 4.
    so its better than mine )c:< but its blue so it can't
    Sweet if he can have it by mainfield by sunday, means he gonna be a busy boy tomorrow clocking up the km's (c:<


    you seen the pic of the special edition 750?? in 85 750 colours?

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    Brilliant!! I can just picture Jimbo stomping around in a huff.

    I bet he's a happy camper now though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun
    Great ya got ya k4 man, your LOVE it.
    teach ya to being a whinging pom won't it dc:<

    So no mainfield for you this weekend then?
    K4? Old technology mate. K5 is where's its at. And you bet I'll be at manfeild.

    Unless its raining. Don't want to get the shiny new bike dirty or I'll turn into a whinging Pom.

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    What a mean bastard! This is the same bloke that decorated the 2 meanest 250's in Tokaanu last weekend! The mighty GN & the Bitchin' Mobile.

    Good news thought Jimbo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo750
    K4? Old technology mate. K5 is where's its at. And you bet I'll be at manfeild.

    Unless its raining. Don't want to get the shiny new bike dirty or I'll turn into a whinging Pom.
    well you already one from what i have heard dc:<

    k4 colours and something different with headlight, doesn't make any differece don't need headlights those are for poofy poms

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    WT, you are soooo bad, Great to hear you finally have your bike jimbo, enjoy the steinies WT lol

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    bet he loves himself in all of them just to make sure
    dont break your cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb
    Brilliant!! I can just picture Jimbo stomping around in a huff.

    I bet he's a happy camper now though.
    Picture it? Mate, I got the phone call "You'll never guess what's happened...!!"

    And then the other call about 15 mins later when his wife fessed up... she's a tough woman that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo750
    OK here's what happened.

    Everyone knows how desperate I am to get my new ride. I have been plagueing WMCC everyday since my off about the bikes arrival. The bike finally turns up at WMCC. Trash"I Blow Goats" Man phones me to inform me that the bike has indeed arrived but unfortunately it fell off the fork lift while being unlaoded and it's munted already.

    I bit like a Barracuda!!

    Well I was surrounded by a fit of rage. I got sooooo pissed off I went from angry to a sense of calm serenity. It must be what murderers feel after butchering someone.

    .

    Classic, sorry Jimbo but that is pretty damn funny.
    Have fun on the new bike and with the Steiny.
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    not men, not women, not beasts,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz
    Picture it? Mate, I got the phone call "You'll never guess what's happened...!!"

    And then the other call about 15 mins later when his wife fessed up... she's a tough woman that one!
    Did he teach you some new words? I bet he had things to say about Jimmy WhiteTrash.

    Nah she knows how to keep him in line We all know Jimbo wears the pants cause she said he could.
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