Why me?? :(

**manuboy** · 21st October 2004, 11:00

Baxters Lung Preserver.

Seriously.... cures almost anything..... plants, small animals.....

Get it from any (good) chemist, tastes like Ribena (sorta)

p.s i have nothing to do with whoever makes the stuff....

**Hitcher** · 21st October 2004, 11:54

Originally Posted by jrandom

hepatotoxic analgesics.

Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)

**Cajun** · 21st October 2004, 11:56

Originally Posted by jrandom

If we're going to make engine/metabolism comparisons, I'd probably be a single-cylinder marine diesel.

hahahhaah

**That Guy** · 21st October 2004, 12:07

Best way to deal with the 'flu? Go out on the piss really HARD until 4am. Wake up with a huge hang over and compared to the flu you'll wonder what you were complaing about, next day, you'll feel heaps better.

**bungbung** · 21st October 2004, 12:10

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well.

I think it was the thing in the pool. You can probably thank Mrs Bungbung for bringing everybody her cold.

Did you drink feijoa vodka?

because she did...

**Hitcher** · 21st October 2004, 12:20

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well.

Must be that Evian flu you get from drinking bottled water...

**Motoracer** · 21st October 2004, 12:23

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

it wasnt the chicken but the pool! ive had a mean flu all week as well.

Yea, straight after that night I was sniffing and coughing as well. I think a few others might have got the flu as well after that.

**scroter** · 21st October 2004, 12:32

Originally Posted by Motoracer

I'll be there giving it all I got no matter what and you won't hear any excuses from me.

On a serious note, how do you get rid of this flu QUICKLY? Anyone know any miracle cures that work??

and give the mrs one. hey it might not work but itll be fun finding out.

**Quasievil** · 21st October 2004, 12:39

Originally Posted by Jim2

Drink heaps of fluids, including stuff with electrolyte replacements (potassium and sodium) You can get Berocca type stuff from Pak and Save really cheap. Eat apples and bananas. Blow your nose as often as you can (use aloe vera tissues) - AND GOT TO BED AND REST. now.

There's no miracle cure except rest so your body has heaps of energy to kill the virus.

Yup what he said

+

=

so there ya go fella

**Quasievil** · 21st October 2004, 12:40

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)

Aint that a Drench for sheep??

**NotaGoth** · 21st October 2004, 13:04

Your already tired, run down you just don't realize it. Hence you'll start coming down with anything and everything.

Make sure yah get a lil :love2: and a few

and maybe even a little

and you'll be fine !!!!

heheh

**badlieutenant** · 21st October 2004, 13:07

Originally Posted by bungbung

I think it was the thing in the pool. You can probably thank Mrs Bungbung for bringing everybody her cold.

Did you drink feijoa vodka?

because she did...

she contaminated my own vodka??? thats.... well....bad,baaaaad.........evil.
right firm rule from now on. No sharing of vodka or corgis with either bungbung or mrs bungbung!!
did you borrow the corgi off of bungbung motoracer ? that would eliminate the vodka as I didnt touch a single corgi all weekend.

**Blakamin** · 21st October 2004, 13:18

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Not to be confused with quadmorphic anthelmintics (although these may help too!)

Aren't they a 4 valve Ducati part??? :spudwhat:

**wari** · 21st October 2004, 13:55

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

she contaminated my own vodka??? thats.... well....bad,baaaaad.........evil.
right firm rule from now on. No sharing of vodka or corgis with either bungbung or mrs bungbung!!
did you borrow the corgi off of bungbung motoracer ? that would eliminate the vodka as I didnt touch a single corgi all weekend.

Didd someone say Baaaaa ... ?

**2_SL0** · 21st October 2004, 14:01

Grab your food processor drop 3 eggs, 2 tomatoes, 1x clove of garlic, 1 can of sardines, 2 stale old socks, 3 asprin, 1/2 L of old chip fat. Mix it up and down the lot.

I have no idea what it will do for the flu, but your be so busy chucking you wont care.