Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood has her basket nicely packed with cookies and treats and sets out down the track that will take her to grandma's place.
When she enters the forest she sees the top of the wolfs head sticking out above a bush. She approaches the wolf and says: "What big ears you have"
The wolf jumps up and runs away without saying a word.
Little Red Riding Hood merrily carries on down the track. She comes to a hill and there behind a rock she can see the wolfs nose sticking out. She goes up to the wolf and says: "What big teeth you have"
Without a word the wolf takes off down the track even faster then last time.
Little Red Riding Hood skips on down the track. She is getting closer to her grandma's place and is eager to see her belowed old relative.
As she comes to the last turn of the track before grandma's she sees the wolf behind a fallen tree trunk. She again approaches the wolf and says: "What big eyes you have".
"For phucks sake!" the wolf says. "Leave me alone you little pest, I am trying to have a shit!"
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