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    Deserted island

    On a beautiful deserted island the following people are stranded after a plane crash:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    2 French men and 1 French woman
    2 German men and 1 German woman
    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    2 English men and 1 English woman
    2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
    2 American men and 1 American woman
    2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
    2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


    One month later, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
    woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily
    together as a threesome and having loads of sex.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they
    alternate with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds
    into strands for making ropes and whips.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
    woman is cleaning, cooking and ironing for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
    the English woman.

    The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested
    ocean and then a look at the Polish woman...and started swimming.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
    while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being
    her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
    that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her
    last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer
    and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
    instructions.

    The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and
    have each set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an
    alternative because it gets sort of foggy after the first few
    litres of coconut whiskey. And are satisfied that at least the english arent getting any

    The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless
    fighting over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out
    all the other men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody
    Australian Wankers!'

    Both New Zealand men have disregarded the New Zealand woman and are searching
    the island for sheep.
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    oohhhh!!!! ouch!!! baby...soooo ouch!!
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    Hahahahahaha, oohhhh that is harsh, but great. Nice one.
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    Haha, I get it

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    Took you long enough!!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    bloody cant avoid sheep jokes.....even on a kiwi website....sheesh!


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    Watch out, the sheep got their revenge in that NZ movie...

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