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    Quote Originally Posted by young1 View Post
    So - Where do they put their dicks!!!!

    Might want to ask a gay guy that question...

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    Lets not even go near where the gay guys put theres!! I wondered where those ""girls" put them in their bikinis?

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    Considering how much talk of trannies, fecal matter and stealth genitals I've seen in this thread I am slightly disturbed to see that the original attachment has indeed been downloaded 155 times
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Considering how much talk of trannies, fecal matter and stealth genitals I've seen in this thread I am slightly disturbed to see that the original attachment has indeed been downloaded 155 times
    yeah but how many of us tried busty-brigitte.com and found it was offline?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    yeah but how many of us tried busty-brigitte.com and found it was offline?
    Dunno, I didn't have trouble with the links.

    That 'Busty Brigette' woman is seriously ugly, though. Nasty-arse fake hooters and a face like a mule. I would, in fact, not hit it.

    All you fullas who are all about photos of models with big augmented balloon boobs, have you ever actually felt some up close and tried to play with them in the usual ways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Dunno, I didn't have trouble with the links.

    That 'Busty Brigette' woman is seriously ugly, though. Nasty-arse fake hooters and a face like a mule. I would, in fact, not hit it.

    All you fullas who are all about photos of models with big augmented balloon boobs, have you ever actually felt some up close and tried to play with them in the usual ways?

    I'd have to agree with some of that... Still I do think that the picture I provided has some appeal!

    Breasts... you mean like touch them, for real?

    But no I haven't felt up a pair of fakes - do share your experiences...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I'd have to agree with some of that... Still I do think that the picture I provided has some appeal!
    Yes, she has a nice arse and legs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I haven't felt up a pair of fakes - do share your experiences...
    They're tight and hard. Feel like water balloons. No pliability around the nipple; you can't get a good mouthful to play with. Occasionally they'll have stretch marks if they've been significantly enlarged (all the women here who've breast-fed a baby or two will know what that's like).

    They just don't feel like proper breasts any more. It's not nice.

    The only time augmented breasts look good on a woman, in my books, is when they're filling out a bra under a blouse, and you can't tell that they don't 'sit' right. It's all downhill from there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Being a on my learners license I am not allowed to carry a pillion.
    However, I think I'd just have to breach my license restrictions if this woman was asking for a ride...
    How do you know it's a women........could be a guy with long hair....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    How do you know it's a women...
    There are links to nude photographs of her later in the thread. She has girl bits.

    They're not worth a perve though. She's nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    They're tight and hard. Feel like water balloons. No pliability around the nipple; you can't get a good mouthful to play with. Occasionally they'll have stretch marks if they've been significantly enlarged (all the women here who've breast-fed a baby or two will know what that's like).

    They just don't feel like proper breasts any more. It's not nice.

    The only time augmented breasts look good on a woman, in my books, is when they're filling out a bra under a blouse, and you can't tell that they don't 'sit' right. It's all downhill from there.
    Well, if you can't get a mouthful then I agree... Although, the worst thing that could happen would be a loss of tactile sense around the nipple area I guess.

    There are many different procedures for breat enlargement though - some of it manages to look "real". Guess the most important part in achieving that is to not over-do it. And yeah, the stretch marks, you can't really get around them. Even with real ones - if they are large - they'll get them.

    Anyway, life's to short for such extreme vanity is my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    There are links to nude photographs of her later in the thread. She has girl bits.

    They're not worth a perve though. She's nasty.
    So where did he get the girls bits from??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Being a on my learners license I am not allowed to carry a pillion.
    However, I think I'd just have to breach my license restrictions if this woman was asking for a ride...

    Yes of experience have told me that if a woman like that requests a lift on your bike - run away! FAST!

    Some things are nice to look at on the internet but far too dangerous to be played with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Yes of experience have told me that if a woman like that requests a lift on your bike - run away! FAST!

    Some things are nice to look at on the internet but far too dangerous to be played with.
    Sounds like you've had your experiences

    I'll keep that advice in mind!

    Speaking of which... men that look like women.
    Nasty dangerous women, running away FAST...
    Reminds me of Road to Ruin.
    Most of you will most likely only one or two songs by these fellas - but great musicians, that they are!
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    elongated nipples crack me up...

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