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    How do I get oil stains outta my Pussy?

    My pussy, Doodles has come home covered in patches of oil. How the heck do you get these out? She is mostly white so it looks horrible and im not sure its safe for her to be licking it?!
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    Same as a cum stain I guess, never see one last before.
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    .... imagaine that ! - a pussy that licks itself!

    If you want to clean your pussy, I suggest eucaliptus oil for the furry part but dont get it on the sensitive bits. for this reason you should also try to not get it on your doodle. as it could burn a little
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    A friendly Vet might give ya pussy the once over, (or twice/thrice over if need be).
    But nobody wants to see anyone with a swollen tongue.

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    Just to clear up any confusion.... YES im talking about my pet cat! Wish she got the bloody stains working on the A! Is eucalyptus safe for her?
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    Same way you cure fleas and crabs, shave it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Same way you cure fleas and crabs, shave it.
    Talking from experience?

    My poor poor pussy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Talking from experience?

    My poor poor pussy!
    Nothing wrong with a shaved pussy
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Nothing wrong with a shaved pussy
    Exactly!

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    Im not seeing Doodles taking kindly to me shaving her!
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    Try a bit of hand cleaner or something like that but the hard part is rinsing it off, cats just hate the water bit so get your fellah to hold her when you do it so he is the one that gets scratched.
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    I wouldn't put something as harsh on it, I did talk to the vet about tea tree oil at one stage, got warned against it as your likely to burn their skin. So I'm sure it would be very similar.

    Call a vet and ask what is safe. I'd say just snip the fur, it will grow back in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Is eucalyptus safe for her?
    Yep that is exactly why I said it! dont use BAM ! or 30 seconds !!!!
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    So maybe not shave it, just give it a tidy up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Call a vet and ask what is safe. I'd say just snip the fur, it will grow back in no time.
    Hmm, that could be a plan.... Unfortunately theres quite a few patches on her and she is more ADHD than me so getting her to stay still might be a prob!

    I can just imagine the SPCA trying to take her of me for "abusing" her or something if it looks real bad!
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