Indeed. Grab your camera and go visit the KB Arse thread....Originally Posted by Tank
P.S. Rose - whilst your on here - got any pics for the lads?
The instructions are simple...
Indeed. Grab your camera and go visit the KB Arse thread....P.S. Rose - whilst your on here - got any pics for the lads?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Night rider
Don't change your Strom just yet... Trade in your wife instead.
Time to ride
Wherever I may roam
Maybe a it's time for a younger model.
Sorry luv, but most of the people here would choose the bike over the holiday, if THEIR partners would let them. Oh the joy of not being married!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
trademe.co.nz > listings > Wives > Nagging > 35 - 50
For sale: One wife.
Generally good condition, although a little rough around the edges. Nothing that a trip to the gold cost would't fix.
Likes to belittle in public forums, dislikes bikes.
$1 reserve - sold as is where is, no refunds given.
Whip it, whip it good!
Unbelievable!
If indeed this is not a troll, it is one of the saddest things I think I have ever read on KB. Rose, how can you even for one minute think that it is ok to do what you have just done!
To use anyones log on without permission is way out of line, but to do it to your husband, and then post your unhappiness in your marriage, imply your lovely man is defective because he prefers to ride his bike than spend time with you (just reading between the lines here) and continue on to insult the members here by calling our pride and joys, our passions "those stupid bloody motor bikes" and then expect any kind of sympathetic response tells me you live in la-la land my dear.
You have done unspeakable harm to your relationship here, I hope by now you are sitting thinking up a way to make ammends to your lovely man.
As jrandom says, I dont think you are a very nice person either!
Loud and Uncouth
Harden up you lot -it's KB after all!
And put yourself in her shoes (OK, SOME of you guys will look silly in her 4" heels)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Deus ex ukulele
After nearly four years on Kiwi Biker, I thought I had seen most themes covered -- at least once. Imagine my surprise then, upon reading this!
Top marks on originality, and thanks to Chez Blindspot for providing a bit of entertainment on a marginally unexciting Wednesday.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
gee wizzz
Ok mrs blindspot you have managed to grab a bit oif attention.
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
ArseBiscuit
if he goes on holiday he needs to put up with your nagging.
A new bike will give him miles, and hours, of nag free enjoyment!
Easy Biker
Have you seen the chicks on the Gold Coast? The meter maids even http://www.metermaids.com/. He could take the kids on holiday, leave her behind and see what happens. The kids can get lost in the fun parks for hours while he chats the chicks up.
if he goes on holiday he needs to put up with your nagging.
Cheers
Merv
Rest In Peace
Hmmm...I would have expected an answer by now!
Either it's a troll and Blindspot is chocking himself laughing at the replies, or Mrs Blindspot is choking too, but for another reason...
The expressions "spitting tacks" and "throwing your toys out of the cot" come to mind...
i can't believe a self respecting wife would do something like that!
Highway Biker
hahahahaha!!!
...We now wait with anticipation the husbands rebuttle!
Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die
needs to work harder
Hello Mrs Blind spot.
This is not good. I propose the following:
- Flog the V8, buy a Toyota Echo. My enthusiasm for the little thing never seems to fade leaving my only problem being trying to stop my better half from comparing Toyota fuel consumption and Triumph fuel consumption. Yes dear, of course the bike is cheaper dear, it's just I go a long way on it.
- There is no such thing as a perfectly good 2 year old bike. It must be traded in for a new one. People like me need people like him to maintain a steady flow of good quality bikes between one and three years old. In one to two years I would like a Triumph Street Triple or Ducati Hypermotard please. Get back to me when he's bored of it mmmkay?
- Fuck the gold coast, take a big arse tent round the Coromandel. In the Toyota, of course.
- Use the spare cash to reduce the mortgage, particularly with interest rates being what they are.
- Shag him as much as possible. This is, of course, the most important step.
Easy, eh?
Dave
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I can't decide :P
Shakes head.
This could get very bad very fast :P
Forum whore
Hey Rose... i'll come with you to the Gold Coast.. leave the kids with the fella tho.. k???
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