Oh no, not again...
There are several flaws:
Realistic retail prices would be $59.99 and $54.99.
The delivery guy would have kept all $5 - no problem.
There are no honest salespeople, they would also have kept the $5 - no problem.
However, if the 3 sisters had paid $19 each then they would have paid a total of $57. If $55 of these had gone to the dishwasher there would indeed have been $2 left for the driver.
But let's play along... You can even make $2 disappear: Say that the discounted price was $56 and the driver is given $4 to hand back. He gives back $1 to each girl - 3x$19+$1=$58... WTF?!?
Or he keep all four for himself... 3x$20+$4=$64... now this is much smarter since now we're actually MAKING money!!!
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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