lets see how bizzare you lot can be!![]()
lets see how bizzare you lot can be!![]()
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Half-way through his 'Flying Dump' routine, Juan was disappointed to discover that the deadly Constipation had struck
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
I'm speechless...![]()
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Half way down, jumping out the second story "the Gay Zorro" (tm) wondered if he had remembered to put the seat back on his bycicle.
Pedro found it much easier to levitate following a good feed of baked beans and cabbage.
Grow older but never grow up
Beans beans heinz..
Damn that chillis going straight through me!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Poor Barry - he was 17 and his balls still hadn't descended... no matter how hard he tried
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I bet my photo will be in a caption contest some day.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
I'm not even going to try. MSTRS has won this with the very first reply!!!
Bling to him.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
in reply to the question, is it a personal picture
it was taken when i was in the the little known sport of Testicle Trampolining![]()
held every 5 years as opposed to 4( to aid recovery of the goolies). now a banned sportdue to the sticky
mess most athletes made in front of the audience. it was deemed to disgusting for public viewing.
i believe there is an underpant sorry i meant an underground movment trying to revive the sport. www.bouncybouncy.co.us.
the face pulled was because some Wag had chucked some drawing pins on the trampoline! Buggars
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
man i should have lit that bastard
Aw shit, who the hell put deep heat in my togs again...
If the world didn't suck so much, we would all fall off
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