Dog names

[Griff]

I call one of my dogs "Monkey Boy" as a nickname.

I once took him to the local Dairy, tied him up and told him "Stay.. Monkey!"

The Asian shoopkeeper overheard and was very confused..
"You just called him Monkey? .... You know he IS a dog, not a monkey??"

I couldn't be arsed to explain and just thanked him for his insight.

Just think of the confusion you can cause if you give him the name of a different animal

[Daffyd]

I knew someone that had a dog called 'Bear'. Seemed to suit him too as he was a big boy.

[car]

call him "nigger"

Heh.

http://www.yorkshireairmuseum.co.uk/...llis/index.asp

[JimO]

call him "nigger"

then you can say "here nigger, feeding time nigger"

"im just going to drop my nigger off at the vet"

"im just going to pick up some dog food for the nigger"

"nigger its excersize time"

"house training nigger is proving to be difficult"

oh the fun you can have.

when i was a boy people up the street had a black lab called nigger

[JimO]

check out my profile pic. he is called charlie we got him from the spca they said we could rename him but i feel charlie is a great name and suits him, sometimes he gets called charles.......................you could call him stain but remember that you will be calling COME STAIN

[Romeo]

Nibbler

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[Mom]

... you think there's mebbe a REASON for that???? *tries to imagine standing on the back step at midnight shouting at the top of voice "NIGEL........ oh NIIIIIII geLLLLLLLLLL"* - the mind boggles!

MDU would be a happy man tho

[Kendog]

Not Kendog, it's taken.

[kevfromcoro]

What about Brown...
My last dog was a boxer called clyde

[mstriumph]

........................Just think of the confusion you can cause if you give him the name of a different animal

you mean like .... call him BUTTERCUP ?




[you see? it's working already!! yeah!! ]

[kiwifruit]

Super

BEEF

mince

meatpack 5000

[dave_a]

well im not calling him Nigger or Nigel

cumon guys you must have some more names!

[mstriumph]

Fang ?

Inseminator?

TrickyWoo?

Kendog?? ..... no - sorry - that's taken

Trigger?

Banzai?

[at least i'm trying .................... and bad cess to the first person who says 'very' lol]

[Griff]

well im not calling him Nigger or Nigel

cumon guys you must have some more names!

"Wee Man" (From Jackass). ???

"Mini Me" ???

[dave_a]

lol

heres what hes gona look like full grown

and also a photo I found relevant on that site,wicked site just spent my last hour at work on it