I always use my right hand to wave, on a 2 stroke theres hardly any engine braking and you want the left hand where it is incase something goes wrong![]()
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I always use my right hand to wave, on a 2 stroke theres hardly any engine braking and you want the left hand where it is incase something goes wrong![]()
Well, when it comes to the 'wheelie' question I just have to point to the sticker on the tank and say "it's not how fast you go, it's how cool you look".
Kids buy it every time, shame about the adults tho.........
I don't care, mock me if you will, I still love my bike, a 17 y/o HD. I do heaps of k's on it and I've got heaps of appointments tomorrow, to which I'm gonna ride.
Life is good.
I think this fits better in here than the sticky mega waving post, sorry if it's a repost:![]()
This has had me in giggles for a while...![]()
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on
new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D
is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover
their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his
hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to
lift their arms.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to
raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
Top 10 Reasons Sport Bike Riders Don't Wave:
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement
and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of
the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't
want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits
prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. Its too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.
Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod,
XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
add me on msn guys and talk with me on there lol i wanna know where u get KB patches from :O
Will be cool :P
Add me if you wanna ride with me in west aucks.
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patches are for wusses![]()
lol at the nicoteen patches lol
Add me if you wanna ride with me in west aucks.
red123nz@hotmail.com
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Man cant wait till after exams and we can catch up with all the kb riders!!!!
Add me if you wanna ride with me in west aucks.
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Lol wtf bro ! just keep ur hands on the bars! do a search on this topic int he search bar up top....thye usually dont like it when the forums are clogged with issues that have already been discussed.... on that note u might want to try starting one on lane splitting id love to c the feedback![]()
PS: ur not that dude who met me outside da warehouse n asked me all those questions aye?
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Bwahahaha*evil grin*
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
There go my corneas...
"Now you've got it. If you owned a Honda then your opinion would matter. You would then know the Ducati you don't own runs like crap." - howie (DML)
Ha,ha very funny,wish I could copy it .I've noticed cruiser riders hardly ever wave back,thats why I won't get a cruiser for my next bike.
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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