Howdy, I blew up my bike at the start of this year and have been fuckin miserable without wheels. I'm looking to make my triumphant return with any backfiring, duct-tape and no8 wire engineered scrote bag I can get my hands on.
Anyone got something they are looking to inflict on somebody reckless ? I'm keen for anything.
PS I'm poor as fuck, hence I'm not looking for anything dipped in 30ct gold and encrusted with jewels and smothered in virgins. Just yet.
But really, got anything ???
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