Labour duration?

[Skyryder]

Just a quick note to any mods out there and ppl in to know i would like to add a 6th option on the poll

6. I'm a male so no labour for me.

any way i could add this to it

Why would you want to vote in girls poll? Like why can't the girls do 'one' of their things without some male imput. What are ya a crossdresser.

Skyryder

[Big Dan]

Well my first born took ten ana half hours and weighed in at 6lb 13oz. .....but the one thing they never told us at antenatal classes was the 'Grazing'!! Once baby's head crowns and ya give that last big push....it goes something like this >> and all that delicate skin tears and its like gravel rash.

But the next two were no worries.

all i can really say is OUCH OUCH OUCH

[MyGSXF:Me]

Son #1: 28 hours.. 2 weeks overdue & 8lb 8 1/2 oz.. he got very stuck.. I got cut.. he got yanked out with forceps.. I had a bruise like you wouldn't believe.. & a lasting scar to match...

Son #2: 2 hours.. 6 weeks prem & 6lb 7oz.. (would have been a 10lb full term..) scar wouldn't stretch.. got cut again..

NO ferkin way am I havin ANY more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


put ya off having kids yet...

[Big Dan]

Why would you want to vote in girls poll? Like why can't the girls do 'one' of their things without some male imput. What are ya a crossdresser.

Skyryder

ok then ladies this is your poll

and crossdressing leave that for another thread another day

[Laava]

close friend has been in labour since 3am with her first kid i'm so excited for her cause in a few weeks i also get to see and hold this new person

You're expecting the labour to last that long? Holy shit!!!!

[Goblin]

Son #2: 2 hours.. 6 weeks prem & 6lb 7oz.. (would have been a 10lb full term..) scar wouldn't stretch.. got cut again..

NO ferkin way am I havin ANY more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


put ya off having kids yet...

Hahaha! Ditto. I had both my boys at home with no drugs. son #1, 9lb 6, was meant to be a water birth but we didnt get the pool filled in time. He popped out on the lounge floor, but we had a nice big bath afterwards. Son #2 took 6 hours and was 9lb

[Big Dan]

my poor mother had to squeeze out me at 10lb 8oz

[judecatmad]

Son #1: 28 hours.. 2 weeks overdue & 8lb 8 1/2 oz.. he got very stuck.. I got cut.. he got yanked out with forceps.. I had a bruise like you wouldn't believe.. & a lasting scar to match...

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

NO ferkin way am I havin ANY more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've not even got to the labour bit yet and I've made that decision!

put ya off having kids yet...

Yes

[Draco]

Can't say that having a 9lb-er was much fun! However, while no amount of horror storiers prepares you for the reality of child birth, no amount of dreaming and imagining comes close to the experience of holding that brand new baby for the first time........... (ahhh...cluck cluck)

[MyGSXF:Me]

I had both my boys at home with no drugs. son #1, 9lb 6, was meant to be a water birth but we didnt get the pool filled in time. He popped out on the lounge floor, but we had a nice big bath afterwards. Son #2 took 6 hours and was 9lb

lols.. you breed em healthy too huh!! My oldest was MEANT to be a water birth too.. I was in that damn pool for 13 HOURS!!!! I was more bloody shrivelled up than HE was... & he still didn't ferkin come out...

[crashe]

Hahaha! Ditto. I had both my boys at home with no drugs. son #1, 9lb 6, was meant to be a water birth but we didnt get the pool filled in time. He popped out on the lounge floor, but we had a nice big bath afterwards. Son #2 took 6 hours and was 9lb

Yikes some heavy weights there..... ya poor wee thing.

I thought mine was heavy..... lol
My daughter - 7lb 15oz - 2 days overdue and came out non wrinkly
Grandaughter - 4lb 15 1/2oz - 5 weeks prem - came out perfect and non wrinkly.



Whats with these babies that are all wrinkly....

[Hitcher]

Labour pains? Nine years with no epidural in sight is more than enough. Please, make it stop.

[Goblin]

my poor mother had to squeeze out me at 10lb 8oz

OMG! I bet that made her twat twitch...

[MyGSXF:Me]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
I've not even got to the labour bit yet and I've made that decision!
Yes

You'll be fine sweets!! I was just bloody unlucky.. twice.. had a series of events go wrong.. & incompetent staff! I delt to the second lot (took me 4 years!!!) but my fight changed the Strep B policy around the entire country! it won't happen to anyone else!!

The best bit is.. at the end of it all.. you will have the most precious gift you will ever be given.. to cuddle in your arms..

here's mine now..

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...0&d=1175767924

[Skyryder]

Labour pains? Nine years with no epidural in sight is more than enough. Please, make it stop.

Well Dr Cullen has plenty of laughing gas in stock. Trouble is he does not want to dispense it.

Skyyrder