Disco Dans Women Theory

**Disco Dan** · 14th November 2007, 10:45

Originally Posted by Rosie

I'd better practise being manipulative. Seems I'm letting the team down

Absolutely, heck next i'll be trimming my mostache, eating egg sandwiches and gassing small children. Be world war all over again....

**BuFfY** · 14th November 2007, 10:46

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

Laura - Fantastic personalities, and nearly always results in me having a huge crush that ends in tears or a fantastic friendship.

awwwwwwwww

**Disco Dan** · 14th November 2007, 10:48

Originally Posted by BuFfY

awwwwwwwww

Hey dont get tooo ahead of yourself there missy! ...I know about 4 Lauras!! But have not had an exception to that name yet

**BuFfY** · 14th November 2007, 10:49

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

Hey dont get tooo ahead of yourself there missy! ...I know about 4 Lauras!! But have not had an exception to that name yet

mmmm hence the "aww" comment

Thanks love

**Grahameeboy** · 14th November 2007, 10:50

Originally Posted by Finn

Gee thanks Dan.

There are always exceptions....

**Grahameeboy** · 14th November 2007, 10:51

Dan you are only 24, re-post this in 10 years time eh?

**Mikkel** · 14th November 2007, 10:53

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

In my experience women have fitted into two categories, and as such has formed the basis of my original theory:

Fit Chicks (Thin) - Bitches, nasty and manipulative creatures.
Heavy Chicks - Fantastic personalities and generally nice people.

Basically cant have it both ways - either fit and a bitch or heavy and nice personality.

Why? Well I can only assume, but the fit chicks know they are fit and use it to their advantage to get what they want. Heavy chicks, again know they are overweight and focus on their personalities and brains to get what they want.

Sad really. But there is a compromise - Chicks with a big bum or 'thunder thighs' while the rest of them is 'fit' - otherwise known as "the pear". These women generally are pretty nice people but still use their breasts to get ahead in life while still having full functions of their brains.

Now.. following on from this... yes theres more of Discos women theory!

I have noticed a pattern in names, now this is not just limited to women but men too:

Everyone by the same name has shared the same personality traits -

Everyone I have met in life called:

Aaron - Generally great people, easy going and generous.
Andrea - Feel they can talk down to me, tell me what to do all the time.
Lisa - Complete bitches, every Lisa I have met has been a bitch - constantly trying to prove she is better than me in everyway possible (even when she is not!)
Toni - Generally nice, but can turn quickly. Very sexually energised and randy.
Kelvin/Kevin - At face value, a great person - but underneath its all about him, and will use me for what ever he can get.
Murray - Easy going and laid back, very earthy and morally balanced.
Mark - Generally agrevating and grinds away at my patients in some form.
Andrew - Complete personality opposite and very difficult to get to know - also shares "lisa" traits of 'betterness'.
Laura - Fantastic personalities, and nearly always results in me having a huge crush that ends in tears or a fantastic friendship.

Now there are many more examples, and of course the odd exception - however.. not more than one or two at the most. At least that I have encountered. Even then the 'exception' will most likely show his/her true colours and be demoted to his/her category anyway soon enough.

I did hear on the radio that people whos name starts with A, B, & C - generally get a,b or c's in school/uni and the same with peoples names that start with D, E, F etc generally get poor marks. Also we apparently subconciously choose partners whos name starts with the same letter as ours. Creepy.

So thats Disco Dans Womens Theory. Has not failed me yet. Bet you all see why im single now!

I know.. I have a warped view of the world.

I'd say pretty much spot on

...or I could say at least you got a theory. Some of us haven't bothered trying to come up with an explanation yet...

However, I've met "heavy chicks" with personality flaws as well. Actually, thinking about it the most nastily bitchy people (male and female) I've met have been obese.

**SwanTiger** · 14th November 2007, 10:53

Obviously Dan has a crush on someone with the same name as in his list and he is using this thread as a feble attempt to draw attention to the fact.

Dan, you really do need help, be a man, if she doesn't want you get over it.

**kevfromcoro** · 14th November 2007, 10:54

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

**jrandom** · 14th November 2007, 10:55

Originally Posted by kevfromcoro

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

Oh yeah, and Scorpios? Just say no.

*shudders*

**Disco Dan** · 14th November 2007, 10:57

Originally Posted by kevfromcoro

What about star signs.
The last 3 relationships i have had ...have been Virgos
All turned out to be a pack of cunts

I think its a "heard of cunts" ..and yes. I've heard of cunts!!

**Disco Dan** · 14th November 2007, 10:59

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Obviously Dan has a crush on someone with the same name as in his list and he is using this thread as a feble attempt to draw attention to the fact.

Dan, you really do need help, be a man, if she doesn't want you get over it.

Oh no, your reading into it too much. Had this theory since high school, the name one however is new.