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  1. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Na fuck it send back a reply telling how much he enjoyed shagging you instead of her. Play the bitch at her own game, but know when to stop.

    Skyryder
    Know when to stop?

    You normally find that point right after you have passed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Just last week my mate had a text from some random stranger asking "who dis?" I told him to text back "what are you wearing?" They text back and forth for a while. Turned out it was a 15 year old female from Christchurch...she was shocked to discover she'd been conversing with a 50 year old from Rotorua.
    At least that's what you're hoping the Judge will believe...
    If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pity you're not a sheila - I might have been interested.
    Right up until CB sees this and you get a short visit to the doghouse and no donuts at home for a week
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    There are some seriously evil people here. No wonder I like this place so much.

    The approach Danny DeVito used in Ruthless People was "Hello. [pause] Debbie? Who's speaking? [short pause] Ralph. Sorry Ralph, Debbie can't come to the phone, my cock's in her mouth."
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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