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    What a nerve eh....

    Hows this for cheek.

    Yesterday, a guy in a ute pulled up outside work.
    Never really took notice of who he was and the ute was'nt familiar. We were all arse up hard out at work.
    Figured he would talk to someone.
    After a while we saw the ute there, and no one had seen the guy.
    Looked around, no one.........hmm.......
    Heard a noise, saw the guy run back to his ute, drive off. Took us by surprise, and we never got a good look at him.

    The noise was the toilet flushing in the workshop.
    The prick, whoever he was had pulled up, ran into the loo, done a humungus dump and scarpered...........and no shit (pun) it stunk out the whole workshop and even went up into the offices where the office woman came out sniffing asking what the smell was!
    I've never smelt a smell as bad for years and the way it hung around for a long time was embarrassing.

    Never had that happen before...........still dont know who it was....

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    man thats cheeky in the extreme!

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    Wow! Your lucky day, huh?

    Ah well, at least he didn't steal the photocopier on the way out . . .
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    Did he flush? As that would be the ultimate offence if he didn't!

    What a prick, must have just come from the local curry house, bwahahahaha.
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    Ewwww! That is gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Wow! You're lucky day, huh?

    Ah well, at least he didn't steal the photocopier on the way out . . .
    Make a change if he did..........the cash box has been lifted twice in the last few years from people wandering up into the office after the office woman has gone home.
    Mind you we chased one guy down the road and caught him and the cops were there within 2 mins and he got a year inside, after just being out for 2 weeks for similar offences.

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    Ahhh, the phantom dumper strikes again!
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    Wish I'd thought to do that. Only just made it home. Perhaps I need to get a ute.....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Perhaps it was someone campaigning for labour?

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    Those bloody activists, practicing their bombing raids....

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    least he used the loo and didnt just dump his crap all over the grounds
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    it's terrorism!

    next time you see a ute you'll think twise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    it's terrorism!

    next time you see a ute you'll think twise!
    Does Tame Iti have a ute?

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    The commando dump...

    When you gotta go, you gotta go! But yeah, that's damn cheeky...
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    Was it a ute or a DUMPtruck!!

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