Hows this for cheek.
Yesterday, a guy in a ute pulled up outside work.
Never really took notice of who he was and the ute was'nt familiar. We were all arse up hard out at work.
Figured he would talk to someone.
After a while we saw the ute there, and no one had seen the guy.
Looked around, no one.........hmm.......
Heard a noise, saw the guy run back to his ute, drive off. Took us by surprise, and we never got a good look at him.
The noise was the toilet flushing in the workshop.
The prick, whoever he was had pulled up, ran into the loo, done a humungus dump and scarpered...........and no shit (pun) it stunk out the whole workshop and even went up into the offices where the office woman came out sniffing asking what the smell was!
I've never smelt a smell as bad for years and the way it hung around for a long time was embarrassing.
Never had that happen before...........still dont know who it was....
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