joke

[ukbandit]

just a short joke

A lady married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died, but she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

She finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,"Lord, they're finally together."

one mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,

"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

[janno]

SCOTTISH BASEBALL
A Scotsman moves to America and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batter’s box, takes a few swings, and hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming, “Run!” The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The umpire calls, “Walk!” The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, “Run ya lazy bastard! Run!”

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits down. A friendly fan notes the Scot’s embarrassment, leans over and explains, “He can’t run—he has four balls.”

The Scot stands up and screams, “Walk with pride, laddie!”

[PirateJafa]

Bling to you for that Janno!