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Thread: Wanted: The great Kiwi motto.

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    "New Zealand - Gateway to Australia"

    Especially relevant for those who gain their residency them cross the ditch for better wages.

    Or should that be: "New Zealand - backdoor to Australia"?
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Could have some fun with this...

    "New Zealand: In decline since 1840"
    "Fighting progress, one bill at a time"
    "New Zealand: Please come in, we need the money"
    "If in doubt, legislate"

    And if NZ ever erects a Statue of Liberty (not that it'll ever happen, as every stretch of available land will suddenly get declared tapu, and there'll be a few taniwha nearby that'll have to be bought off, and resource consent would never be approved anyway), perhaps this can be written on the base:
    "Give me your lazy, your poor. Your huddled masses yearning to claim dole. The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the ill-educated, work-shy to me, I lift my lamp beside WINZ office."

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    "keen for a sesh bro?"
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    "No worries"
    "She'll be right"
    "Take it easy"

    Those are the sentiments that I get thrown back at me while out and about - "Kiwis are so relaxed, easy going yada yada yada". It's true too.
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    "New Zealand - it's quite nice"

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    "New Zealand - last chance to get off the plane before Antarctica".

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    New Zealand - FTW - Not!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    "Run by losers for leeches - and vice versa."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Could have some fun with this...
    Shit no! NOT on KB.
    I now have more infringement points for having a sense of humour and putting up a serious post in another thread...
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    "NZ, Always looking on the bright side"


    Sheesh!!!!
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