"New Zealand - Gateway to Australia"
Especially relevant for those who gain their residency them cross the ditch for better wages.
Or should that be: "New Zealand - backdoor to Australia"?
"New Zealand - Gateway to Australia"
Especially relevant for those who gain their residency them cross the ditch for better wages.
Or should that be: "New Zealand - backdoor to Australia"?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Could have some fun with this...
"New Zealand: In decline since 1840"
"Fighting progress, one bill at a time"
"New Zealand: Please come in, we need the money"
"If in doubt, legislate"
And if NZ ever erects a Statue of Liberty (not that it'll ever happen, as every stretch of available land will suddenly get declared tapu, and there'll be a few taniwha nearby that'll have to be bought off, and resource consent would never be approved anyway), perhaps this can be written on the base:
"Give me your lazy, your poor. Your huddled masses yearning to claim dole. The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the ill-educated, work-shy to me, I lift my lamp beside WINZ office."
"keen for a sesh bro?"
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
"No worries"
"She'll be right"
"Take it easy"
Those are the sentiments that I get thrown back at me while out and about - "Kiwis are so relaxed, easy going yada yada yada". It's true too.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
"New Zealand - it's quite nice"
"New Zealand - last chance to get off the plane before Antarctica".
New Zealand - FTW - Not!
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
"Run by losers for leeches - and vice versa."
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
"Thats not fair"
David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
"NZ, Always looking on the bright side"
Sheesh!!!!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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