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    little, old and beautiful (just joking)

    Hello everyone. I've been riding for a while now and I own an old beat up Honda VF1000F. I started riding on an old Jawa 125, second bike was an Ariel Arrow that had been used for sand racing without an airfilter, and then a Jawa 250, and 350 twin. Then I did more than 100,000 miles on a Suzuki T500. I crashed the Le Mans 850 under a bus, and broke my thumb, and drove a cage for a while, until I bought the VF and an FZR750. The FZR was stolen and burnt (sighs), and the VF rebuilt (not intentionally!). Now I hanker after a Vmax, because it has more herbies than my VF, and I've found I like HEAVY for long trips.

    I've been reading over Hanabelle's shoulder for a while, and decided that I wanted to read the posts sometimes myself. Hanabelle has indicated that my life hangs in the balance if I say anything naughty or abstruse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ResidentAngel
    Hanabelle has indicated that my life hangs in the balance if I say anything naughty or abstruse.
    If ya dont say anything like that, ya might not fit in!!!!

    Welcome!.... and as usual, I wanna see bike photos!

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    Welcome to our gargre. You will find that it is particularly abstruse!
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    G'idday mate ...

    YOu'll be needin' oneof these ... ==>

    DOnt sharet with HAna .. she's gott her owne one ...
    THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .

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    T500 huh!!
    You and I are going to get on well.
    I had 5-6 of them plus a small class house full of parts,frames,tanks,seats,motors, ect ect.
    Anybody that reckons Jap bikes don't have character never rode a T500.
    Cheers an welcome aboard.

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    Hello and welcome to the madhouse... :spudwave:

    introductions....
    I talk crap...
    Warri shows bumms...
    a couple of KB'ers whore around on the site...
    Zed preeches...
    MR and TS ride too fast....

    blah blah blah

    Have fun!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Hello and welcome to the madhouse... :spudwave:

    introductions....
    I talk crap...
    Warri shows bumms...
    a couple of KB'ers whore around on the site...
    Zed preeches...
    MR and TS ride too fast....

    blah blah blah

    Have fun!!


    I talk more crap than you!

    Look I'm almost a whore


    I know that this is the only time in my life that I'd be sweet being called a whore
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    And WELCOME


    Hehe have fun
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ResidentAngel
    Hanabelle has indicated that my life hangs in the balance if I say anything naughty or abstruse.
    Would that be b/c of Hanabelle or us!?

    Welcome along great to have ya.
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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    Hiya Resident Angel

    Welcome to the house of madness

    Anything that makes us think is a good thing - so be as abstruse as you care to be...

    Not naughty?? Well why should you be different than everyone else??

    Cheers :spudbooge

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick


    I talk more crap than you!

    Look I'm almost a whore


    I know that this is the only time in my life that I'd be sweet being called a whore
    Yeah you are coming along nicely aren't ya!!?

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    yes welcome to the eternal source of amusement known as kiwibiker.co.nz.


    P.s. there are some great lads and lasses on here so have fun
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Thank you all for your kind welcomes.

    Jackrat - its a long time ago now, but I think it was a '71 TR500. Certainly it was the long wheel base version, cause you could carefully do two wheel slides on every corner from Auckland to Hamilton on it. The engine eventually ended up in a Yammy 250 frame (yup -it fitted with the loss of a few cooling fins, and some careful use of a crowbar) and one of Ken Macintosh's exhaust system's, and then it would wheelie very nicely indeed. Funny things happened to the front tyre tho - it kinda got very V'shaped! When I sold it, the potential purchasers were squabbling over the TZ750 4_leading shoe front brake ... the rest of the bike might as well have not existed, but by then the engine had done something like 200,000 miles, and was getting a little tired. I can also remember being forever being stopped on the motorway by the nice men wearing white helmets, who kept on telling me that my nice clean number plate was actually in actual fact quite dirty. It took a quiet complaint to the system about that particular problem before it went away.

    Celtic_Sea_Lili - um ...I was "warned" .. but I think it was to be "very GOOD", because I am known to run off at the mouth when the hormones get away on me ... and hb didna want me to ruin her reputation!

    NC30 - nice to meet you too!

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    Welcome to KB ResidentAngel.

    Ah, T500's....with the kickstart on the other side.......

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    Being frustrated is disagreeable.

    But the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick


    I talk more crap than you!
    Fair enough
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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