Who's shagging who?

**Drew** · 16th November 2007, 10:40

Originally Posted by Sully60

I'm the loyal and humble servant who attends to all of Number Ones needs.

The risk of being asphyxiated in her post coital embrace is ever present and not be understated!

Its a hard life when you're in love with a mollusc.

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th November 2007, 10:41

Originally Posted by Sully60

I'm the loyal and humble servant who attends to all of Number Ones needs.

The risk of being asphyxiated in her post coital embrace is ever present and not be understated!

Its a hard life when you're in love with a mollusc.

Octopussy? Or cephalopod...

**007XX** · 16th November 2007, 10:43

Originally Posted by Drew

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

Oooooohhh, so that's how you boys can tell????

So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does?

**Sully60** · 16th November 2007, 10:44

Originally Posted by Drew

Awwwwwww.

It's all good man, if they wanna coddle afterwards you've done your job. When they roll over and appear to go to sleep, they're really just waiting for you to do the same so they can finish the job manually.

I was more worried about not making it out of the cuddle!
Actually I don't mind, sometimes I can use that bluff to my advantage and sneak into the garage!

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oooooohhh, so that's how you boys can tell????

So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does?

I can rest in the knowledge that my duty has been performed!

Number one will not rest before she is fully satisfied!

**jrandom** · 16th November 2007, 10:46

Originally Posted by 007XX

So what does it mean if I start snoring faster than he does?

You snore?

Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

**Drew** · 16th November 2007, 10:48

Originally Posted by jrandom

You snore?

Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

Even ugly ones???

**007XX** · 16th November 2007, 10:49

You snore?

Only in that instance apparently, when I'm really, really happy...

Anyway, I must say, if a lady is rolling over unsatisfied, I'd be highly aggrieved if I missed the opportunity to watch her sort herself out.

Nothing wrong with a bit of tutoring, eh?

**scumdog** · 16th November 2007, 10:50

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..

**jrandom** · 16th November 2007, 10:51

Originally Posted by Drew

Even ugly ones???

I'd like to say that she wouldn't be ugly if she was there in the first place, but I'm afraid I don't have a perfect record in that regard.

But, still. The turn-on doesn't really derive so much from the hotness of the girl in question as from the intimacy of the situation, etc.

**Grahameeboy** · 16th November 2007, 10:52

Originally Posted by MSTRS

'salright G, it's said that everyone has a perfect partner somewhere...

Noooo...not Cowpoos............

**Grahameeboy** · 16th November 2007, 10:52

Originally Posted by scumdog

CB and I are waiting to see who/what Finn is shagging..

Himself I would imagine............

**jrandom** · 16th November 2007, 10:53

Originally Posted by 007XX

Nothing wrong with a bit of tutoring, eh?

I'm all about it.

As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, I was once asked for the name and address of the woman to send the thank-you note to.

**Grahameeboy** · 16th November 2007, 10:54

Originally Posted by Finn

Oh, so you're married. Sorry, this thread is about shagging.

Yeah, but MSTRS is free unlike your shagging

**Drew** · 16th November 2007, 10:54

Lets not turn this into a "how I do stuff" thread eh. I recall the last time that happened you gave WAY too much info out on your turn ons/offs, and I've been scarred enough already.