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    Scientists have finally discovered what's wrong with the female brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
    IF SPEED DOESN'T SCARE YOU, THE BIG TRUCK AROUND THE CORNER WILL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Just what topic are you studying today in preparation for your NCEA level 2 exams, my son???
    Now get back to some school books, dude....you have been busted!
    That's the funniest thing I've read in this thread

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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.

    One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'

    The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class.'

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?'

    The old man said: 'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think.'

    One of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome.' The old man said: 'You thought.......... but you are wrong.'

    Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.' The old man said: 'You thought.......... but you are wrong.

    They asked him: 'Well, what do you have?'

    The old man said: 'I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Excuse the American spelling.
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    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    so how was the incontinent exam?
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Haha. Well. Wasn't too bad. Started to get a little off track towards the end, but I think I did well over all. Only 2 more to go - Maths and Music. My worst and my best.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Wouldn't the response to an "incontinent" question be, "pissed in"?

    Goo luck for the maths!


    oh and you shouldn't respond to this for a few days!
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    And why is that Mr Paturoa? My exam is not 'til Thursday. And...it's the weekend.
    No study in the weekend - that's just silly!

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Yeah- you should be out riding for stress relief
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