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    Stop Snoring.

    A couple has a dog that snores.
    Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

    Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
    begins snoring, as usual.
    The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
    goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
    carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!

    The woman is amazed!
    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
    drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
    snoring loudly.

    The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to
    the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
    husband's testicles.
    Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The
    husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
    in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon
    attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back
    into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
    He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know
    where we were ..... or what we did ... but, by God .. We took first and
    second place

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    hheeee heeee good one
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    What do you tie the ribbon to on females to stop them snoring? :spudwhat:
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    What do you tie the ribbon to on females to stop them snoring? :spudwhat:

    around the neck ha ha ha
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    What do you tie the ribbon to on females to stop them snoring? :spudwhat:

    around the neck ha ha ha
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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