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    One of life's winners, eh?

    Better work story - no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.

    The 5-0 arrive at a pub near Riviera of the South due to some disorder/idiotic behaviour thing.

    The plod-mobile is left outside pub with red and blue lights flashing, headlights on etc while the 5-0 get to the guts of what happens.

    Drunken yo-yo waddles out from pub, weaves his way past the all-flashing, all blinking plod-mobile, lurches up to his own car and jumps in and starts it.

    5-0 wanders over to yo-yo but before getting there the yo-yo starts his car, gives her a few revs and promptly backs into the Christmas-tree like plod-mobile he had just walked past.

    Of he goes with the 5-0 to just about melt the breath-tester - for about his 5th time or so...

    And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?
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    Oh.
    That wasn't how I thought the story would end.
    I was thinking the 5-0 had left the keys in the car and the "drunken yo-yo" drove off in the wrong car.
    Perhaps next time...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?
    Wip your tweeds off ... that might work
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Oh.
    That wasn't how I thought the story would end.
    I was thinking the 5-0 had left the keys in the car and the "drunken yo-yo" drove off in the wrong car.
    Perhaps next time...
    Feksake, perfect chance there and you stuffed it up dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Better work story - no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.

    The 5-0 arrive at a pub near Riviera of the South due to some disorder/idiotic behaviour thing.

    The plod-mobile is left outside pub with red and blue lights flashing, headlights on etc while the 5-0 get to the guts of what happens.
    yadda, yadda, yadda
    Its true - you guys DO get better work storys.

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    Careful, he could view you that as parking him in, causing intentional distress, you better give him your badge number just in case he wants to take it INTERNATIONAL.

    You have been warned.
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    - no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.
    And why ever not, pray tell? That was hugely funny...In fact I'm still grinning just recalling it (yes, I know I am easily amused).


    And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?
    having a giant Heineken beer bottle on top of the Plod-mobile?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...
    Did they spell something wrong in the community newsletter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Did they spell something wrong in the community newsletter?
    AND they've got a personalised plate...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...
    Musta been a noob with that car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    AND they've got a personalised plate...
    Hang them! I once dated a girl but then found out she had a personalised plate. Something like "LUVL1F". I never returned her calls after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...
    Cripes, what sorts of streets do FJR Owners live in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Its true - you guys DO get better work storys.

    I parked my bus once and lost it. and that's only half of it. Maybe at the next KB rally..............??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I parked my bus once and lost it. and that's only half of it. Maybe at the next KB rally..............??


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    are you hoping the half of the bus you lost will turn up at the rally?
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