That time of year again.......

[StoneChucker]

Go up to your friends, and tell them: "Now thats schools finished, you have to join the real world, and start working" Unless of course they're going to Uni, then more study study study

[Madmax]

I would offer advice
except i have an explosive permit
and like blowing stuff up

[The Pastor]

Set fire to your bike, and ride it around the school grounds? That'd be pretty spectacular, and you'd get on the national news.

Make sure you tip the news off first, If your not game for riding ur bike on fire, im more than willing to help,


That collecting one would be good, as long as you dont break anything, Try collecting the school records......


I remeber at my mates school we emptied (SP) the swimming pool and put a teachers car in it

To unlock car doors you nead a long ruler (metal) and bend the end slightly to make a J type shape, then slide it down the window and push the lock off, If you want a demostartion go to the city find an illgal (sp) parked car call the towey and watch him do it. or prac on ur mummys car

theres no pool at the school so a bit of creative thinking, you could try putting it in a drive way weged in a driveway sideways |---| so it cant be driven out, just get about 5 guys and lift one corner at a time and walk it into it,

Then you could photoshop the princables head onto some gay porn get it printed onto a 10 X 5 banner and drop it off C block where you can see it from the road, and rearage the notice bord at the gate to say "all your school fees are buying my new car"

Or you could email suggestive emails to teachers from other teachers email accounts, its pretty easy to get into the system, at that computer room next to the staff room sometimes you will find open email accounts, or if you can get into the prinipals office it might be open. just make a distraction that needs his help. like getting his car towed, i'd write the email in a txt file to flopply so you can get in and out, if you get busted say "where is ####" as if you were just looking for him.

[The Pastor]

Just a new thought, pay some 3rd former to do it, but dont let them see you, (were a disguise) if u are worried about getting caught, they arnt very relaiable though

[KATWYN]

If anyone played a prank on me they would just p***
me off. - most of the time "funny" pranks aren't actually
that funny - that Dog S*** one & the egg in the helmet
sounds destructive to property

[FzerozeroT]

you could stack all the chairs in the common room on top of each other (the last few you have to throw into place)

on the other hand don't when you have to topple the stack to get them down, all of the kinetic energy (40 or so chairs) is transferred into the topmost chair which then proceeds through the biggest most expensive window at 100 mph

[カワサキキド]

Go up to your friends, and tell them: "Now thats schools finished, you have to join the real world, and start working" Unless of course they're going to Uni, then more study study study

You had to take it to far...thats just cruel.

I suggest you get 1000 sparklers, wire them together with one sticking up in the middle. Stab it into the middle of the school field, light it and run!!!!!!

It is Guy Fawkes soon after all ( burning effigy spring to mind)

[The Pastor]

You had to take it to far...thats just cruel.

I suggest you get 1000 sparklers, wire them together with one sticking up in the middle. Stab it into the middle of the school field, light it and run!!!!!!

It is Guy Fawkes soon after all ( burning effigy spring to mind)

Id put a wick on it first as they tend to explode.

I have another master plan.


Get as much glade airfresher as you can (those damn blue and silver things) and pour the perfume into some ones car, i.e the principals. No matter how much cleaning you will never ever get the smell out.

Or pour half a cup of petrol into his muffler

But those damn glade air freshners have to go. They are every where. Has anyone else noticed this? I do my part for NZ every chance I get I destroy them >: ) My sister had one, Work got one, My mate had one, And theres one at every traffic light.

If you own one, do your part now and through it out,