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  1. 20th November 2007, 20:17 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    I smell a challenge...
    Challenges bore me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    Cowpoos is not interested in porridge...
    If only I hadnt give you too much bling already! If only.... bwahahahahahahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I always thought there was a certain "something" about you Poos, oops, I mean Mr. Poos.
    No! Don't you mean Sir Poos......King Poos............or Great One......
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    Good grief Ryan
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    well that was a waste of my eyes reading
    Fuck I'm just impressed you can read!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Poor cowpoos, tsk tsk.

    Ive seen a lot of this sort of thing happen to nice young men who leave the farm too early.

    Medics say its from wearing tight Shoei helmets, loose fitting jocks and riding Suzuki's too fast!

    I will PM him a get well soon message ASAP. John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Challenges bore me...
    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    It was once believed that Cowpoos actually lost a fight to a Honda rider, but that is a lie, created by Cowpoos himself to lure more Honda riders to him. Honda riders never were very smart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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    Can it be?

    I liked the one where Cowpoos was so tough his poopoos scared the flies away.

    Ooops that's not there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    Good grief Ryan
    I'm with Skelly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex Adams View Post
    I'm with Skelly!
    shoo shoo Suzuki rider!
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    Fuck I'm just impressed you can read!
    to be honest i didn't read it there was too much but i got the jist of what you were trying to say "your the shit" - hahahahaha
    your not the shit but your fucking funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    to be honest i didn't read it there was too much but i got the jist of what you were trying to say "your the shit" - hahahahaha
    your not the shit but your fucking funny
    thinks hes hot shit... but hes not even a cold fart warmed up????
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    thinks hes hot shit... but hes not even a cold fart warmed up????
    the only hot shit i've come accros is that of cows (oh the irony) when the shitted on the cow shed very warm on cold day
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    That was just too long to read for a guy like me so can you summarise what you were trying to say?
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