F*$k I'M HARD!! really really fucking hard!!

**Tank** · 21st November 2007, 15:05

Chuck Norris jokes are funny. But not if chuck Norris is telling them - then it becomes self congratulatory crap.

Bring back the Hoff jokes are funny (well some of them are) - but not if The HoffMan is telling them. (Actually he is also funny when rolling around pissed with a burger also - buts thats another post)

Cowpoos jokes are ...... well you get the idea.

P.S. Try crashing a Gixxer in my face and I'll "SPARTA" your arse! you have been warned

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st November 2007, 15:12

Originally Posted by Tank

Bring back the Hoff jokes are funny (well some of them are) - but not if The HoffMan is telling them. (Actually he is also funny when rolling around pissed with a burger also - buts thats another post)

Don't Hassle the Hoff...

**jrandom** · 21st November 2007, 15:18

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Cowpoos' use of the apostrophe is egregious. The BDOTGNZA has enlisted Chuck Norris' assistance in this regard. Chuck, apparently, loves poseurs.

I, personally, have always been in favour of an additional ess to follow possessively-apostrophe'd sibilants.

You, sir, are succumbing to insidious Murkn influence.

**cowpoos** · 21st November 2007, 15:24

Originally Posted by jrandom

I, personally, have always been in favour of an additional ess to follow possessively-apostrophe'd sibilants.

You, sir, are succumbing to insidious Murkn influence.

yeah...your a murkin Hitcher!!!

**Tank** · 21st November 2007, 15:27

Originally Posted by jrandom

You, sir, are succumbing to insidious Murkn influence.

mmm murkn....... taste like chicken.

or fish

**Hitcher** · 21st November 2007, 15:42

Originally Posted by jrandom

I, personally, have always been in favour of an additional ess to follow possessively-apostrophe'd sibilants.

That's only because you want to keep up with the Joneses.

**Storm** · 21st November 2007, 16:39

To borrow a schoolyard phrase:

"fight! fight! fight! fight!"

**Jimmy B** · 22nd November 2007, 08:22

When Cowpoos fangs his Gixer into the lake, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets poo’s

**cowpoos** · 22nd November 2007, 10:45

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

When Cowpoos fangs his Gixer into the lake, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets poo’s

nah...the water just gets the fuck out of the way!!

**Jimmy B** · 22nd November 2007, 11:17

Originally Posted by cowpoos

nah...the water just gets the fuck out of the way!!

Haha, Theres no such thing as the theory of evolution....only a list of animals that Cowpoos lets live!!!

**Trudes** · 22nd November 2007, 11:40

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

Haha, Theres no such thing as the theory of evolution....only a list of animals that Cowpoos lets live!!!

hahaha, no more bling for you!! That is just too funny!

**Jimmy B** · 22nd November 2007, 11:42

In 2002 a total Lunar Eclipse was visible from South Australia at 3.30am AEST.What was widely believed to be the Earths Shadow then progressed along the Eastern Seaboard to Cairns and across Gulf of Carpentaria to the York Peninsular. This phenomenon has now been attributed to Cowpoos stirring from sleep and rolling onto his back for a dawn breaker. There were no survivors.