3 nuns

**ukbandit** · 7th December 2007, 11:17

if a repost sorry in advance

3 nuns died and went to heaven. at the gate they were met by God!
he says to them that they need to answer a Q each to get in.
the 3 nuns say ok. fire away
god asks the first nun what was the name of the first woman?
she replys Eve.
god says correct in you go.
he asks the second nun where did they live?
she replys the garden of eden.
god says correct in you go.
the 3rd nun is a mother supirior ( im crap at spelling) so god says the Q must be a little more difficult.
he asks the 3rd nun what was Eves first words to Adam?
the nun puts her hand to her chin and says mmmm thats a hard one.
god says correct in you go.

**007XX** · 7th December 2007, 11:19

Nice one.

**Laava** · 7th December 2007, 14:12

4 nuns die and go to heaven. St Peter says, you must answer three simple questions to get thru the pearly gates. To the first one he says; Have you ever taken the lords name in vain? She replies,No. He says; Do you pray fervently every night for your soul? She replies, Yes. He asks her; Have you ever touched a mans penis? Well yes, she replies, just with the tip of my finger! He says; Wash your finger in this font of holy water. All your sins will be washed away and you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven. So she washes her finger and goes through the gates to live a life of eternal bliss.
St Peter poses the same questions to the 2nd nun and on the last question she answers; Yes I have touched a penis with my hand here! St Peter says; Wash your hand in the font and all your sins will be forgiven! So she washes her hand and goes on through.
Now there is a commotion and St Peter turns to see the nun who was at the back of the line jostling her way to the front of the line!
What is going on here? he asks.
The nun replies; Well I wanted to have my gargle before Sister Ramona here puts her arse in there!