Easy test

[Laava]

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
> > them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
> > OK?
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> > Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> > Ready? GO!!!
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> > First Question:
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> > Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
> > position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
> > absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,
> > so
> > you are second!
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> > Try not to screw up next time.
> > Now answer the second question,
> > but
> > don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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> > Second Question:
> > I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
> > again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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> > You're
> > not very good at this, are you?
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> > Third Question:
> > Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This
> > must be done in your head only.
> > Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> > Take 1000 and add
> > 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add
> > 30.
> > Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
> > Now add 10 What is the total?
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> > Did you get 5000 ?
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> > The correct answer
> > is actually 4100.
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> > If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
> > Today is definitely not your day, is it?
> > Maybe you'll get the last question right....
> > .Maybe.
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> > Fourth Question:
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> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
> > is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> > Did you Answer Nunu?
> > NO! Of course it isn't.
> > Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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> > Okay, now the bonus round:
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> > A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
> > imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
> > expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
> > done.
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> > Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
> > sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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> > He just has to open his mouth and ask...
> > It's really very simple....
> > Like you!

[Hitcher]

The sixth question:

A Kiwi Biker posts a thread without checking to see whether the same thing had ever been posted before...

[Maha]

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Easy......I laped him!

[Laava]

The sixth question:

A Kiwi Biker posts a thread without checking to see whether the same thing had ever been posted before...

I did try!!! Honest mistah!!!

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Easy......I laped him!

That what I thought. Then i smugly thought what a clever bastard I was for out smarting the testmeister, then on reflection realised that I had been woefully out foxed on all other questions so feeling quite dumb now!