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    How the f...

    This fine example of kiwi driving skills was doing the rounds at work - thought I should share...
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    WOW!!!! That's quite a gifted effort...Any details as to how much were his alcohol's blood levels, if any?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    WOW!!!! That's quite a gifted effort...Any details as to how much was his alcohol's blood levels, if any?
    Sorry, I dont have any details

    The signwriting on the door suggests a Foresty company, so maybe something other than Alcohol was a factor ?

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    That's a bloody good effort... fixed the last picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Sorry, I dont have any details

    The signwriting on the door suggests a Foresty company, so maybe something other than Alcohol was a factor ?
    Or specifically something other than ethanol - methanol will make you go blind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Or specifically something other than ethanol - methanol will make you go blind.
    So it was Methanol me mum was warning me about affecting my eyesight?

    I knew it started with M

    I'm a bit deaf you know!

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    I was told doing too much of this , could make you blind...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    damn that double vision eh?

    he is so fired!
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    Fell asleep at the wheel would be my guess.
    Thank god he/she didn't take-out anyone else.

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    OMG - how did they get into that position, and how did they get out of the cab?!

    If they fell asleep at the wheel surely they would have woken up before they got that far behind the barrier... and how did they get over that culvert?!

    I am thoroughly intrigued. If anyone knows the answer, please share!
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    That's the side of the road they drive on down Gissy way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    OMG - how did they get into that position, and how did they get out of the cab?!

    If they fell asleep at the wheel surely they would have woken up before they got that far behind the barrier... and how did they get over that culvert?!

    I am thoroughly intrigued. If anyone knows the answer, please share!
    If the ute was traveling at or near 100kph and they fell asleep. That distance would be very easy to cover. You have to factor in the reactions of the driver.Because they were asleep they wouldn't know what/where/how for seconds after the initial bump.
    Its a 4x4 and at speed that culvert was just a pothole.

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    You'd still have to swerve right all the way across both lanes, over the shoulder, partly into the dish - THEN do a sharp correction to the left, miss the pylon cable, jump the culvert and then jam the bloody thing in between the power pole and the barrier.
    And notice that none of the vineyard poles have been touched... That's precise driving if i ever saw it.

    I'm impressed!
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    I like the way the rear of the deck/tray is sitting on top of the post for the armco, any chance it was dropped it this position ?
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    Now the important question does the hilux still drive?

    More than likely...
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