If KB had a test to see if you were worthy, what would be in it?

[Conquiztador]

If KB wanted to have only "real bikers" here, what would be the criteria to get in?

A set of yes/no questions to tick perhaps (as nobody would be bothered to read long answers) If so, what would you have as questions???

Here what I recon could be in there:

- Do you consider your self a biker?

- Do you ride in the rain?

- Did your ex request that you sold your bike? (If you answered NO here, jump the next question)

- As you rode down the road from his/her place did you get a feeling of relief?

- Would you rather die on a bike then live to 80?

- Are most of your mates bikers?

- If you are a parent, does your kids ride bikes?

- Did you in the last 12 months buy a wreck planning to make the most awsome bike outta it?

- When you get a pay rise is the first thing you think about that now you can afford that dream bike?

- Do you find that people who pack a pyjamas are not really on your level?

- Have you ever stood up for one of your mates before you even knew what it was about?

- Is adrenalin the drug of your choice?


Could go on. But if you scored less then 10 "YES" here then I am not sure if you are there yet... (OK, if you have no kids and the ex question was not relevant, then I let you off with 8 YES)


Any more ideas??

[SpankMe]

Members should submit a video of themselves eating a steak and cutting down a native tree.

[Harry33]

Members should submit a video of themselves eating a steak and cutting down a native tree.

+1

and clubbing a baby seal for good effect.

[James Deuce]

Any club that would accept me as a member isn't worth joining.

[Conquiztador]

Any club that would accept me as a member isn't worth joining.

I am sure you missunderstood that, it was: "and clubbing a baby seal for good effect.". Not joining a club for good effect...

[James Deuce]

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

[Conquiztador]

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Your mind plays tricks on you. Flashbacks??

[Krusti]

This real biker tag makes me laugh. The idea that some have that riding a motorcycle and posting tough shit on the internet makes you a tough biker is laughable.

Most people who think they are tough bikers on here would probably shit their pants if they ever met a real biker.

Worthy?

[James Deuce]

Your mind plays tricks on you. Flashbacks??

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

[Conquiztador]

This real biker tag makes me laugh. The idea that some have that riding a motorcycle and posting tough shit on the internet makes you a tough biker is laughable.

Most people who think they are tough bikers on here would probably shit their pants if they ever met a real biker.

Worthy?

U got it the wrong way around. Posting on the internet does not make you anything apart from a nerd with too much time on his/her hands.

So tell me, what is your criteria for a biker, let alone a tough one...

[Conquiztador]

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I think that you are supposed to whip the horse...But that would be animal cruelty and give you 27 years to life.

[James Deuce]

I think that you are supposed to whip the horse...But that would be animal cruelty and give you 27 years to life.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[Toaster]

How about a video of eating raw steak while humping a native (...........tree that is....)

[Laava]

1. Will you crap on and on about another members inherent failings? Y/N
2. Will you give unqualified advice on every subject despite being a bikeless sociapath? Y/N
3.Are you unable to laugh at your self or take any form of criticism? Y/N
If you answer yes to even one of these questions you are out!

[Skunk]

But if you scored less then 10 "YES" here then I am not sure if you are there yet...

I guess I'd fail then. Glad no-one has noticed in the last 5 years I've been here...
Yep, just checked. 5 years and 4 days.