You just pissed cos I hit the nail on the head...Originally Posted by Ocean1
See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy.
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You just pissed cos I hit the nail on the head...See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy.
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I'm forever telling the missus not to leave things on the stairs of our house. One day she'll be coming down from the upper level carrying something slip on whatever she's left on the stairs and injure herself or worse. She doesn't get it though. Hopefully she won't learn by accident. Or maybe I'm just too anal as I work for a large company that really pushes the safety angle and we still have 30-60 injuries a month there.
Andy.
National Spelling Chimp 2007
Let me guess - she'll be carrying your bike down the stairs from the master bedroom where it sleeps, as Sir has decided that when he's finished his beer he wants to go for a motorcycle meander?You'll be a rich man when they finally get cloning sorted!
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
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Ummm yeah whatever you say. Happy hour early for you?Let me guess - she'll be carrying your bike down the stairs from the master bedroom where it sleeps, as Sir has decided that when he's finished his beer he wants to go for a motorcycle meander?
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Don't worry. The labour gubbinment is working on banning houses and homes to prevent these dangerous activities.
The'll have us living back in the bush pretty soon...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Kittyhawk4Doc
hahaha Yea well there aint any real blokes around here who know how to service properly....
And yes Im proud to be a DIY chick! only human afterall
Well when it comes to shoes, or lingere....then it matters...See that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy.
As long as we dont have to wear grass skirts we're fine, I'd hate to think about wondering snakes....
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Are you single now? Mark is single too...hahaha Yea well there aint any real blokes around here who know how to service properly....
And yes Im proud to be a DIY chick! only human afterall
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According to the singer Joe Jackson, "all the real men are gay".
If you are referring to young boys as "real blokes", and not finding satisfaction, perhaps a different approach might be required?
It would depend on what the snake is wondering about.I'd hate to think about wondering snakes....
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Kittyhawk4Doc
Been single for over 6 months....and its going to stay that way for a while its nice not having to answer to no one
Then what are the straight men?According to the singer Joe Jackson, "all the real men are gay".
If you are referring to young boys as "real blokes", and not finding satisfaction, perhaps a different approach might be required?
It would depend on what the snake is wondering about.
I dont go for any young guys! They are 5 min or 3 stroke wonders. Shame really. And as for the older ones....are you offering hahaha!
As for the snake....it'd be rising in thought.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
The original Disco
Yeah.. never used to be like that.Just working on an assignment and found some info which made me think about things....
ACC Facts and Statistics in 2005/06
Our homes are the most dangerous places of all: accidents at home killed over 300 people. 29,910 people were injured at home, with slips, trips and falls causing most injuries. Although men and women are injured in almost equal numbers, adult men are 70% more likely to be killed at home.
Im a little confused here...what does this say about women at home?!
We know how to cook our eggs.
Over 1,100 people are killed in accidents each year, with more people killed in non-road accidents than on the roads.
I would have thought the roads would be the highest cause as they are used everyday in large volumes.
Women dont spend enough time at home cooking and cleaning to learn how NOT to hurt themselves ironing my shirts and cooking my eggs.
Bring back the 50s !
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Kittyhawk4Doc
We do...but its not our fault theres so many sales on thesedays...Speaking of which my mama gave me a dual pie maker for my birthday, got lazy today so cooked an egg in each for lunch, my god it was nice, perfect mini pie shape, yolk in the middle...yea I can cook my own eggs...
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
The original Disco
Yes you can cook them but can you fertalise them?We do...but its not our fault theres so many sales on thesedays...Speaking of which my mama gave me a dual pie maker for my birthday, got lazy today so cooked an egg in each for lunch, my god it was nice, perfect mini pie shape, yolk in the middle...yea I can cook my own eggs...
Pre heat your oven... start making that dough and get ready to put that bun in there woman!!!
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Kittyhawk4Doc
FARK you ya sleeze!Yes you can cook them but can you fertalise them?
Pre heat your oven... start making that dough and get ready to put that bun in there woman!!!
Im wondering which head thought of that caption first....
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
eschew obsification...
ermSee that? bunch of shoes and they get all lippy.i've got the shoes, now where do i queue to get the free lippy?
[and do i get a colour choice? ...............
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
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