Flatmate not pulling weight at inspection time.

**hospitalfood** · 27th November 2007, 20:25

eat lots or curry and drink a box of lager, ring the landlord and tell him to come over its all clean, then leave a trail of poops from the filthy whores room to the rest of the house.

this will not solve your problem unless your new flat is better, but you get to drink a box of lager.

**Richard Mc F** · 27th November 2007, 20:27

Skid Mark.........move beyond kitchin bitch ans clean the toilet.....and thank her for teaching you the meaning of life bbbbbwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahha

**DMNTD:Me** · 27th November 2007, 20:27

Originally Posted by White trash

Yup. Steal 'em from the neighbours when they done put them in the trash can after their bar bee cues.

Car tea pie G...I get mine off this old fulla with a white goatie.

**doc** · 27th November 2007, 20:31

Originally Posted by skidMark

so out came the vacuum cleaner and cleaned up the kitchen and so on.

Whats the problem Just shutup and cook the eggs. They are paying the rent. You're not earning are you ?

**naughtygirl** · 28th November 2007, 06:37

That is why we dont have flat mates!! Me and the bf live together in a huge 4 bedroom house alone, and we manage to keep it clean.

If i was in your shoes, i would leave, but i dont know your situation etc etc.

**vifferman** · 28th November 2007, 07:40

Stop being a pussy and evict the bitch. Tell her seeing she doesn't mind mess, you've relocated her stuff to the waste transfer station, and if she hurries she can bed down there before the gates shut for the night.

**EnzoYug** · 28th November 2007, 09:54

option a. She hardens up and does some cleaning.
option b. You harden up and pay someone to do the cleaning.
option c. You bitch out / harden up (what ever way you want to look at it) and say "fuck you - I'm leaving".

option d. Do nothing. Maybe Jesus will save you.

**HTFU** · 28th November 2007, 10:46

Easiest Solution

You will probably spend less time finding a flat and moving than you will cleaning.

Its a hard road finding the perfect flatmates

**Unit:Me** · 28th November 2007, 12:39

Originally Posted by skidMark

well i could goto the landlord....but as ive only been here 2-3 weeks and shes been here i think about a year, i don't want to rock the boat.
mad:

Originally Posted by LLAMA SOLA

Who has the lease?

I take it your the boarder? Not on the tennancy? You pay her direct? So why do you care if the rent goes up. If she is the one legally liable (has the signed contract with the landlord, not you) she's the one who will have to take the responsibility.
We have the perfect flatemate, he fixes bikes, and makes just as much mess as the rest of us, its balanced harmony

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 28th November 2007, 13:25

Miracles do happen - a bloke cleaning - wow - I need a housebitch. Seriously if you haven't got the tenancy - get out - she sounds a right cow anyway. Interesting that she thinks everyone should think like her. Pay her one week short - say it's cleaning expenses. Backpackers are only $25 a nite? could be cheaper than regular rent!

**mynameis** · 28th November 2007, 21:50

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**MrMelon** · 28th November 2007, 22:35

Sounds like you've got shitty flatmates. Spending another $5 each a week for a cleaner might not be the worst idea either! Someone else takes care of it and you get to not live in filth. Everybody wins.

**Dave-** · 28th November 2007, 22:36

dump it all in their room

**skidMark** · 29th November 2007, 13:11

well i am paying same rent as everybody else....

shes just another flatmate....

theres about 6 of us....but the cleaning person was going to be an extra $100 a week so even split i did not need that.

landlords here today....i might have some words to him.

**nodrog:Me** · 29th November 2007, 13:24

Originally Posted by skidMark

well i am paying same rent as everybody else....

shes just another flatmate....

theres about 6 of us....but the cleaning person was going to be an extra $100 a week so even split i did not need that.

landlords here today....i might have some words to him.

cant you just smack her around abit, or is she bigger than you?